Keith Ellison's big announcement could actually be GOOD for America (no, REALLY!)

Louis Farrakhan’s favorite congressman Keith Ellison made a big announcement today:

Today I am announcing my candidacy to be the People’s Lawyer, and to protect and defend all Minnesotans as your next Attorney General. pic.twitter.com/XvHFPPKX7i

— Keith Ellison (@keithellison) June 5, 2018

Well, all Minnesotans except the Jewish ones, right?

I will confront fraud and abuse, from student loans to drug prices, and will defend Minnesotans from the harmful effects of corporate monopolies. I will ensure that workers receive their full wages and stand up for the right to collectively bargain.

— Keith Ellison (@keithellison) June 5, 2018

As Attorney General, I will push for equal rights under the law, for commonsense gun safety laws, and for criminal justice reform that ends unjust policies and creates a pathway for Minnesotans to reenter as contributing members of society.

— Keith Ellison (@keithellison) June 5, 2018

You deserve an Attorney General who will never stop fighting for you and your family. That is what I plan to do. My full statement: pic.twitter.com/2uPsH3aAlQ

— Keith Ellison (@keithellison) June 5, 2018

They deserve better than Keith Ellison, to be honest. But we’re actually a little torn. On the one hand, Attorney General Keith Ellison? On the other hand …

https://twitter.com/cam_mason/status/1004057058306592770

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That sounds pretty good, actually.

Are you leaving US Congress or trying to work two jobs?

— Sam Bliss (@samcbliss) June 5, 2018

Pretty sure he can’t pull off both.

— Robert Bess (@robertbess7) June 5, 2018

Both? Hell, he can’t even pull off one.

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Update:

Well, we may have spoken too soon:

The likely successor to @KeithEllison in MN-5, Ilhan Omar, says Israel has an apartheid regime. https://t.co/3VgahowR9V

— David Steinberg ?? (@DavidSPJM) June 5, 2018

Drawing attention to the apartheid Israeli regime is far from hating Jews. You are a hateful sad man, I pray to Allah you get the help you need and find happiness. https://t.co/SvEXjlxlEN

— Ilhan Omar (@IlhanMN) May 31, 2018

Ugh.