PRAISE JEEBUS! Humble hero Michael Avenatti has made life worth living again

Good news, everyone! Our short national nightmare is over. Last night, Michael Avenatti unprotected his Twitter account:

I received nearly 4k requests today from people who want to follow. And over 481 e-mails. So I unlocked the account. Hopefully I will not regret this. #Basta

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) May 24, 2018

For America.

"The people need me" https://t.co/gOQpJXT3kC

— Currently between fraudulent suspensions (@jtLOL) May 24, 2018

They do, though. Can you imagine how pathetic our lives would be if we were deprived of this kind of brilliance?

So we are foregoing a chance at a historic resolution to a nuclear crisis because we object to someone we know being called a "political dummy"? Are you kidding me? So much for that self-appointed Nobel peace prize. #NoLeadership #Pathetic #Basta

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) May 24, 2018

You’re a treasure, Michael Avenatti. Don’t leave us again.

We are such a talented country. We have people who are simultaneously experts on both porn stars and East Asian security issues.

— Erielle Davidson (@politicalelle) May 24, 2018

An embarrassment of riches. Emphasis on the “embarrassment.”