HMMMM: Notice anything missing from Mark Zuckerberg's statement on Cambridge Analytica?

Ahead of his upcoming interview with CNN, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has posted a statement addressing “the Cambridge Analytica situation”:

Zuckerberg posts statement:https://t.co/OobuXELCG9

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) March 21, 2018

BREAKING: Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg finally addresses the user data scandal in a post. He will face questions in a exclusive TV interview with Laurie Segall on CNN at 9 p.m. ET. https://t.co/CKNUBVjx8r pic.twitter.com/igKHu6Z1YJ

— CNN (@CNN) March 21, 2018

Here’s the full statement:

Hmmm.

please log onto Facebook to view my statement about how you can trust Facebook now

— kilgore trout’s mom (@KT_So_It_Goes) March 21, 2018

The disingenuousness of that CYA Zuckerberg statement is just staggering.

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) March 21, 2018

And there’s something conspicuously absent from that statement:

missing from his statement: anything about 2012. https://t.co/Ob0NrLabAv

— Kevin in ABQ (@KevinInABQ) March 21, 2018

I feel like Zuckerberg left a huge gap in his timeline of events regarding data sharing with peer to peer applications. Specifically 2007 – 2012.https://t.co/N35sYiNiVG

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) March 21, 2018

How do you like that?

I mean it's not like anything big happened regarding the use of that information and the development of that technology in those years #YesWeCan

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) March 21, 2018

https://twitter.com/InfernoX51/status/976547354856828930

https://twitter.com/Kristi0729/status/976546455728066560

It’s like Mark Zuckerberg was asleep that whole time!

It's amazing when you remember that if Hillary won, none of this would be happening. https://t.co/fFZkLelt8D

— Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) March 21, 2018

"We didn't mean for our longstanding creepy privacy destruction policies to benefit a Republican rather than a Democrat this election cycle, and we promise it won't happen again" https://t.co/lQMuIT4pdy

— Orange Muppet Energy (@sunnyright) March 21, 2018

Heh.