It's REALLY happening! Charles C.W. Cooke just broke some BIG news about Cory Booker

When he’s not squeezing out crocodile tears or berating women, Cory Booker likes to stay in shape. Naturally, just like with everything else, he manages to be a total pain in people’s butts:

https://twitter.com/JoePerticone/status/969217175918645248

Here’s one thought:

Because he is a pompous ass who thinks people should see him.

— Joseph Twilley (@772hustla) March 1, 2018

But is there an even simpler explanation? Charles C.W. Cooke thinks so:

He’s running. https://t.co/MAI0C65yzd

— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) March 1, 2018

Badum-CH!

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— Michelle Ray (@GaltsGirl) March 1, 2018

You’ve gotta admit: That was good.

Bravo, sir. Bravo

— Rufus T. Firefly ?? (@hoggomcswineass) March 1, 2018

Nicely done.

— Spike McManus (@SpikeMcManus) March 1, 2018

https://twitter.com/CaseyMattox_/status/969218703408685056

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— Mark Richardson (@mark16001) March 1, 2018

https://twitter.com/michaelbmahan/status/969218484436598789

A+ tweet

— Neal Silvester (@NealSilvester) March 1, 2018