'Gonna leave a mark'! Jake Tapper absolutely FLATTENS WaPo's smug Philip Bump

Sarah D | 2:55 PM on December 01, 2017

Let’s face it: This news cycle sucks. So it’s only natural for Jake Tapper to want to lighten the mood a little bit:

"I AM THE MELTED SKULL OF NAZI MAJOR ARNOLD TOHT, THE RUTHLESS GESTAPO AGENT WITH THE BURNED HAND IN RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK, AND I APPRECIATE YOUR SUDDEN INTEREST IN MY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS"https://t.co/6zoasuG7UP

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 1, 2017

The Washington Post’s Philip Bump took great offense to that, suggesting that Tapper’s not doing his job:

not sure if you are aware, but the rest of us are covering criminal charges against a former administration official and a massive tax reform bill

— Philip Bump (@pbump) December 1, 2017

Not sure if you are aware, Philip, but if you pick a fight with Jake Tapper, it’s not gonna end well for you:

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/936672947212881920

Here’s what Tapper’s referring to:

Ok but I'm still gonna bother Jake and Jason

— David A. Graham (@GrahamDavidA) October 2, 2017

leave me alone too please

— Philip Bump (@pbump) October 2, 2017

hahaha

— Philip Bump (@pbump) October 2, 2017

Hahaha, indeed.

This isn't a good look today.

— Dorrell Ightful (@dorrellightful) October 2, 2017

It sure wasn’t. While Philip was giggling about Tapper, “the rest of us” were covering the deadly mass shooting in Las Vegas. Self-righteous douchenozzle Bump just got flattened by Tapper — and he totally deserved it.