And we thought things were tense between Lindsey Graham, John McCain, and Rand Paul! Apparently they’ve got nothing on Ben Sasse and Ted Cruz:
After heated Sessions/Franken exchange, Ben Sasse opens up by saying he accidentally dumped a Dr. Pepper on Ted Cruz
— Allan Smith (@akarl_smith) October 18, 2017
.@BenSasse apologizes after Franken-Sessions exchange, explaining he accidentally “dumped a Dr. Pepper on Sen. Cruz”
— Igor Bobic (@igorbobic) October 18, 2017
Sen. Sasse is up now. He apologizes to Sessions for any disturbance on that side of the dias because Sasse spilled a Dr. Pepper on Cruz.
— Emma Loop (@LoopEmma) October 18, 2017
I think this is an experience we all wish we could have
Sen. Sasse: I dumped a Dr. Pepper on Sen. Cruz pic.twitter.com/L5qE43IXLD
— Lis Power (@LisPower1) October 18, 2017
Sheesh. What is going on in the U.S. Senate?
"accidentally"
— Tempest (no teapot) (@tbiz85) October 18, 2017
https://twitter.com/seanagnew/status/920691769662214146
hmm. “Accidentally,” @BenSasse? https://t.co/4xx1ll3Qq7
— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) October 18, 2017
No comment https://t.co/pBkyjX4jXu
— Ben Sasse (@BenSasse) October 18, 2017
Oh my.
On the other hand:
https://twitter.com/TheBrandonMorse/status/920692400405798914
If you're going to dump any drink on a senator from Texas, Dr. Pepper is the correct choice. https://t.co/UyAV1OHW30
— Corie Whalen (@CorieWhalen) October 18, 2017
Fair enough.
So, what happens now?
"If we can't trust @BenSasse with a Dr. Pepper how can we trust him with our real Doctors???!!!1" — Democrat blast going out soon probably
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) October 18, 2017
Recommended
Ha! Wait for it.
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Update:
Oh man … this is getting ugly:
MEMO TO OFFICE:
Please place a picture of @BenSasse above the @drpepper fridge in our lobby.
He is now cut off. https://t.co/C9tj5wQ6tD pic.twitter.com/6PH6HCFSoJ
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) October 18, 2017
Yikes.
— Kemberlee Kaye (@KemberleeKaye) October 18, 2017
Ice-cold.
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Update:
OK, this kind of explains it:
If I were sitting with the son of the guy who killed Kennedy I might do worse than spill some Dr Pepper.
— Neil Hansen (@njh2005) October 18, 2017
full disclosure:
i was wearing my "Lee Harvey Oswald Was Framed" t-shirt https://t.co/93lKIizkVO— Ben Sasse (@BenSasse) October 18, 2017
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Update:
Oh dear Lord:
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) October 18, 2017
so i found "rafael" in here but haven't decoded "grassy knoll" yet https://t.co/wVb2GMTf2i
— Ben Sasse (@BenSasse) October 18, 2017
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