What'll we do NOW? NYT's Glenn Thrush makes SHOCKING announcement

Whoa. It’s the end of an era, ladies and gentlemen.

Someone's deleting their Twitter account.

I'll give you a hint: pic.twitter.com/LbfCVxoXJw

— RBe (@RBPundit) September 18, 2017

As of midnight tonight, the world will be a little less fedora-y:

Hey folks — I've decided to delete my Twitter account at midnight. Too much of a distraction. DM me for contact info. Thanks for reading!

— Glenn Thrush (@GlennThrush) September 18, 2017

How will we ever pick up the pieces?

https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/909810588783607809

Massive. Just massive.

https://twitter.com/Sam_5thEstate/status/909813225075675136

Don't give in to the sons of bitches! Never give up the fight on here!

— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) September 18, 2017

Don’t worry, Glenn. Somehow, some way, our hearts will go on.

This is the best thing to come out of the Trump presidency so far pic.twitter.com/og0MiACdky

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) September 18, 2017

While it’s true that Thrush’s departure, assuming it sticks, and that’s a BIG if) will make it harder for us to mock him, it’s a trade-off we’re willing to make.

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All those people he's blocked, all for nothing.

— ?It's?Almost ⛄️Christmas? (@jtLOL) September 18, 2017

Never forget: pic.twitter.com/OHRqdVwgZE

— Max Peters (@TikiMaximus) September 18, 2017

And nothing of value was lost. https://t.co/z64sNz3JKP

— NeoN: Automataster (@neontaster) September 18, 2017

Instead of making a big production out of deleting your Twitter account, why not just stop tweeting?

Unless you have little self-control.

— Sean Hackbarth (@seanhackbarth) September 18, 2017

https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/909810744992157696

Vaya con dios.

https://twitter.com/davidharsanyi/status/909813131970584576