THE HORROR! Justice Don Willett hands down HARSH sentence for People's unspeakable crime

Texas Supreme Court Justice Don Willett seems like a pretty easygoing guy, but that doesn’t mean he’ll let criminals off the hook. And over the weekend, he found out that People magazine not only glorified an egregious sin, but they actively encouraged others to commit it:

Add apples to your guacamole for a game day dip with a twist https://t.co/LUavyc3HjU #NationalGuacamoleDay pic.twitter.com/6nRB4mwVPc

— People (@people) September 16, 2016

That’s a crime if there ever was one. People’s tweet is a year old, so who knows how many people they have aided and abetted? One thing’s for sure: Justice Willett won’t stand for it.

1. Delete your account.

2. Wait one year.

3. Open a new account.

4. Immediately delete that one, too. https://t.co/HMQ6TzEvwX

— Judge Don Willett (@JusticeWillett) September 17, 2017

The punishment seems more than fair.

That goes down as a "dissent" ?

— Jerry Bohl, Jr. (@jr_bohl) September 18, 2017

Most definitely.

https://twitter.com/EricaKaiser_/status/909496297266098176

Oh. Hell. No.

— Sunny Pirhana Dentures (@Lompocaloca) September 18, 2017

What is that abomination?!!!

— Julie R. (@thevaliumsofa) September 17, 2017

Amen forever. This is unconscionable.

— Jared Cook (@jkimballcook) September 17, 2017

Pretty sure apples in guacamole was voted down by all 13 colonies.

— M.S. Martin (@msmartin3101) September 17, 2017

.@JusticeWillett Communists, no doubt. Apples are even worse than peas.

— Jeff Sechelski (@JeffSechelski) September 17, 2017

Can't you put some sort of injunction on them to prevent tweets like this???

— Chris Scheer (@Fuzzaldrin) September 17, 2017

If anyone puts peas and apples in the guac their internet privileges should be summarily revoked

— William D. Adler (@williamadler78) September 17, 2017

This travesty is worthy of a long stretch in Huntsville

— Hpygoluki (@hpygoluki) September 17, 2017

This is the kind of judicial overreach I can get behind.

— Crash Turkey Letalien (@Coach_Crash) September 18, 2017

This is the kind of judgement we NEED on the SCOTUS – now!–>

— Bob Belvedere (@BobBelvedere) September 18, 2017

We couldn’t agree more.

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