get this man another bottle!
— Mike K (@MJKrause) November 11, 2016
Get this man more whiskey, Stat!
— Cory Bryan (@isCoryBryan) November 11, 2016
We’ve had a few days to process what happened this week, but many of us are still pretty hungover. Enter evil genius — and national treasure Iowahawk — with some much-needed political hair of the dog:
Extended whiskey-fueled thoughts coming up, so feel free to unfollow/mute/block.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 11, 2016
We would never do any of those things — and neither should you. So please, sit back, relax, and drink in this tall glass of wisdom:
the problem isn't Trump, or Clinton, or Obama. The problem is a Leviathan omnipresent centralized government in DC.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 11, 2016
People in SF don't want to be ruled by stump-toothed hillbillies, and people in Kentucky don't want to be ruled by bathhouse pervs. Okay.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 11, 2016
Right now, both of them feel threatened by a sinister distant colonial force they can't comprehend.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 11, 2016
The answer to all this is not a perpetual conflict on who gets control over the levers of colonial power.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 11, 2016
The answer, oddly enough, comes from the original intent of the founders – state-level self determination.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 11, 2016
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If California or Oregon wants to have legalized weed and high-speed rail, then bully for them. It's none of Alabama's business.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 11, 2016
And if Oklahoma wants to have voter ID and cut welfare benefits, bully for them. It's none of Vermont's business.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 11, 2016
The idea of America is that localities are laboratories, and they should be free to enjoy or suffer the consequences of their decisions.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 11, 2016
Instead, what we have now is the great God Baal, the Sacred City on the Potomac, who deigns to rule 320 million diverse people.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 11, 2016
As a consequence, we have an unending cycle of revolutions and revenge porn against whoever was in control of DC last.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 11, 2016
Here's a fucking thought: Let Californians decide what works for California, let Texas decide what works for Texas, and the rest of you STFU
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 11, 2016
But feel free, when the shit hits the fan, to vote with your feet. As long as you remember why you did. I know I do.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 11, 2016
Instead we have "non profits" from CT filing lawsuits against charter schools in Louisiana. This is fucking insane.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 11, 2016
But no, we all have the most deeply held convictions that if not for us, we'd see the return of slavery and/or mandatory child molestation.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 11, 2016
Here's the deal: you are not the savior of Mississippi, and you are not the savior of Detroit, The people there determine that.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 11, 2016
End of rant. #Woodnrodge #Washington #Rye #Woop pic.twitter.com/N430ys96Gm
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 11, 2016
That was beautiful. Our government needs to be under the influence of him.
did i just here a mic drop?
— Whose a pretty girl (@pooperprincess) November 11, 2016
And a noble rant it was.
— Mood (@Mood2_Jay) November 11, 2016
Damn, that rant was great, drink some more!!! Hell, I might join you, but I got a ten hour drive coming up…
— Randy Murphy (@RMinENC) November 11, 2016
nicely put! Great series of tweets, David.
— andy ? royle (@andyroyle_pwrc) November 11, 2016
https://twitter.com/DonnaLouise52/status/797101987430965248
Excellent rant!! I absolutely agree 100% ??????
— Tracy Nickels-Bishop (@JusticeBlaze) November 11, 2016
https://twitter.com/abbydousset/status/797091679610294272
I'm not drunk, but if I were I would def say, "I love you, man!" Enjoyed your rant.
— N Mich (@tracisfine) November 11, 2016
that rant brought me a large amount of joy.
— Ronald Davis (@norcrossrd) November 11, 2016
you owe it to your country to drink more. Bravo!
— Chris Grindstaff (@ChrisGrindstaff) November 11, 2016
https://twitter.com/garlicfries95/status/796972212930547712
is the federalist hero that Twitter needs.
— Jim Girouard (@JimGirouard132) November 11, 2016
The hero America needs.
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