If you don't have pneumonia right now you might as well just burn your cool kid card
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) September 12, 2016
https://twitter.com/CosFot/status/775388195752140800
OK, you’ve gotta love this.
Schumer: I have pneumonia. Also Zika. Not to mention plague.
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) September 12, 2016
Well, maybe not the second two …
https://twitter.com/justinjm1/status/775384944541569025
More from the AP:
The No. 3 Senate Democrat is disclosing that he was diagnosed with pneumonia.
Senator Chuck Schumer was diagnosed several weeks ago. His disclosure Monday comes amid furor over Hillary Clinton’s own pneumonia diagnosis.
In response to questions from The Associated Press, Schumer spokesman Matt House says in a statement that Schumer was diagnosed with pneumonia and took antibiotics per doctor’s order, and also kept a lighter schedule. House says, “His doctor has pronounced him all cleared up and he’s feeling much better.”
So see? Pneumonia can happen to anyone! In fact, it basically does. At least if you’re a Democrat.
Now Chuck Schumer has it. If you’re a Democrat and you’re in New York, get out of there fast https://t.co/TW1YrrqCU3
— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) September 12, 2016
MY GOD ALL THE DEMOCRATS HAVE PNEUMONIA
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) September 12, 2016
@TheDemocrats really cover for one another.
— Donato (@_innerzen) September 12, 2016
Top Democrats proactively declaring their pneumonia diagnoses to show solidarity with HRC — very moving https://t.co/5yhsyzdWmY
— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) September 12, 2016
So leave Hillary alone, OK? And just have fun!
?? Check under your seats! Everybody in the audience is going home with pneumonia! ?? https://t.co/OvDjWPdCJM
— Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock aka Kimberly (@conkc2) September 12, 2016
You get pneumonia! pic.twitter.com/N8xHCH1jxF
— Ryan (@chasinghumility) September 12, 2016
all the cool kids have pneumonia, don't you want to have pneumonia too? pic.twitter.com/tIwvjpPvhu
— Incidental pony (@killerpony159) September 12, 2016
https://twitter.com/BlameParty/status/775386669524672512
This is getting to be like Spartacus. "I have pneumonia" repeated as entire Democratic leadership stands coughing. https://t.co/avGnHd2MVS
— Walter Shapiro (@MrWalterShapiro) September 12, 2016
“I have pneumonia!”
“I have pneumonia!”
“I have pneumonia! pic.twitter.com/VZIVbfSAkm
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) September 12, 2016
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Update:
It’s all good!
Clinton’s pneumonia also plagued campaign staff: https://t.co/liHJcinngn pic.twitter.com/5xiHNIoMVc
— The Hill (@thehill) September 12, 2016
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