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'We're done here': 'Sex pigs'? Lasers? Now THIS is how you write a headline!

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Why can’t all headlines be like this?

https://twitter.com/HarbordCBC/status/765580560744022017

Oh. Em. Gee.

https://twitter.com/willrahn/status/765607665552752640

Lest you think this is a Photoshop job …

https://twitter.com/HarbordCBC/status/765584219657625600

Don’t worry — the article more than does the headline justice. We can’t paste the full article here, but hopefully this excerpt will whet your appetite:

“They wore rubber masks depicting pigs’ heads and they started screaming and waving a green laser.”

A laser beam hit one of the teens in the face and the children rushed back home, shaken but luckily unharmed.

The masked shooters, who also wore T-shirts labeled ‘King’ and ‘Queen’, were next spotted by incredulous motorists as they had sex against the hamlet’s waterwheel.

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