@CaliperCat88 now I'm genuinely curious and terrified
— Greg Sova (@avosgerg) August 16, 2016
All of my processes are running at max to figure this out. Like when did they think yea that's exactly what we should do
— edenhype (@edenHYP3) August 16, 2016
WAT.
— HiggsBosoff (@simone_s_86) August 16, 2016
Why can’t all headlines be like this?
https://twitter.com/HarbordCBC/status/765580560744022017
Oh. Em. Gee.
Oh my god, that sub-hed is like Vox meets Weekly World News.
— Dan Miller (@meelar) August 16, 2016
https://twitter.com/willrahn/status/765607665552752640
Lest you think this is a Photoshop job …
Link?
— NBEhhh (@NBEhhh) August 16, 2016
https://twitter.com/HarbordCBC/status/765584219657625600
Don’t worry — the article more than does the headline justice. We can’t paste the full article here, but hopefully this excerpt will whet your appetite:
“They wore rubber masks depicting pigs’ heads and they started screaming and waving a green laser.”
A laser beam hit one of the teens in the face and the children rushed back home, shaken but luckily unharmed.
The masked shooters, who also wore T-shirts labeled ‘King’ and ‘Queen’, were next spotted by incredulous motorists as they had sex against the hamlet’s waterwheel.
It’s not clickbait if the article delivers. And this one definitely delivered.
That's gotta go down in journalism history.
— Karen Walz (@khwalz) August 16, 2016
Logging off. Forever.
— The Red Army (@RedArmyOmaha) August 16, 2016
I believe we're done here. We can all pack up our inter nets and go home.
— How the HALS can we talk about HALS without saying (@count_01) August 16, 2016
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