Phew! It was looking a little dicey there, for a while, but John Kerry is now free to celebrate #BigBlockOfCheeseDay unencumbered by pesky diplomatic responsibilities:
Peaceful and efficient resolution of this issue is a testament to the critical role diplomacy plays in keeping our country secure & strong.
— John Kerry (@JohnKerry) January 13, 2016
.@JohnKerry: "Appreciative" of #Iranian government treatment of detained American sailors.
— Jay Solomon (@jaysolomon) January 13, 2016
.@JohnKerry: Release of sailors by #Iran "testament" to the power of diplomacy.
— Jay Solomon (@jaysolomon) January 13, 2016
.@JohnKerry praising #Iran treatment of US soldiers at same time @CNN airing video of #IRGC pointing guns at their heads.
— Jay Solomon (@jaysolomon) January 13, 2016
Isn’t Iran just the best, you guys? In fact, we can make something beautiful out of all this:
.@JohnKerry, Iran FM @JZarif decided on Tuesday call naval incident could be turned into "positive" story for US & #Iran, says US official.
— Jay Solomon (@jaysolomon) January 13, 2016
Oh, come on.
Just stop. https://t.co/qay3diICB9
— Kristi Hays (@KHays13) January 13, 2016
https://twitter.com/angelathomas22/status/687369257672425473
— Christy Lynn (@ChristyLynnLSU) January 13, 2016
say what now https://t.co/Uu82QzqyhQ
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) January 13, 2016
— Rogue Penguin (@Rogue_40) January 13, 2016
Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. https://t.co/NVYSPfD1zE
— Kemberlee Kaye (@KemberleeKaye) January 13, 2016
Recommended
Bizarre RT @RBPundit: WOW https://t.co/yORq0R0uQd
— DaysSinceJetsWon (@SinceJetsWonSB) January 13, 2016
This is beyond ridiculous…. https://t.co/9zZGO2Cgk4
— ? – . – ? (@DoctorNoFI) January 13, 2016
https://twitter.com/TheRealBepo/status/687367442683805697
https://twitter.com/LoganDobson/status/687357221433401344
https://twitter.com/MattCover/status/687363885066809345
Puzzling that the Secretary of State could turn the abduction of US soldiers by a hostile nation into a "positive" https://t.co/UjP0btgKg6
— Brian Schwartz (@BSchwartzUVA) January 13, 2016
https://twitter.com/michaelauslin/status/687365295875338241
What delusion looks like. Kerry needs to be checked for signs of dementia. https://t.co/iGqWtxHsJE
— CMM (@carolfoxlover) January 13, 2016
https://twitter.com/Brennan/status/687364347027394562
International humiliation goes Orwellian. https://t.co/I9nBt5eP0q
— Steve Milloy (@JunkScience) January 13, 2016
https://twitter.com/Brigette912/status/687369584513527808
A big block of fail.
At what point did @JohnKerry and his #Iranian pal decide it would be a swell idea to blindfold US sailors? https://t.co/tBdfV6B1HU
— Roger Noriega (@rogernoriegaUSA) January 13, 2016
Certainly positive for Iranian regime at home. https://t.co/w3ceo6dhRi
— Brian Faughnan (@BrianFaughnan) January 13, 2016
@WSJSolomon Normal people don’t view it that way. The Iranians made this admin and the nation look like asses. https://t.co/RqHXRnBunC
— DC Dude (@DCDude1776) January 13, 2016
And they couldn’t’ve done it without a little help from their friend John Kerry.
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