Then color us heartless, because we’re not about to let this opportunity slide by.
As we told you, President Obama turned on the waterworks today for his mendacious presser on ending gun violence. Because apparently crocodile tears make the lies go down a little more smoothly. Now, after seven years of watching this guy perform for the cameras, we’ve gotten pretty well versed in his priorities and what makes him tick. And that’s why we just aren’t feeling this weeping.
But to be fair, there are plenty of other things that would make him cry. Helpful tweeters have put together an impressive list. Here’s just a sample:
#ObamaCriesAbout A straw men shortage.
— Run, Lift, Repeat (@desertgardens) January 5, 2016
#ObamaCriesAbout a broken selfie stick.
— VarkDoc (@BroncosJeff) January 5, 2016
#ObamaCriesAbout Congress not automatically giving him what he wants.
— Dawn (@aurora_g96) January 5, 2016
#ObamaCriesAbout term limits.
— (((?????))) (@lissa77) January 5, 2016
#ObamaCrying because he only has 1 year left to "Fundamentally Transform America."#StopGunViolence pic.twitter.com/QII9fn0MPy
— Harriet Baldwin ?? (@HarrietBaldwin) January 5, 2016
So, so sad. But that’s only the beginning.
Just look at these heartbreaking scenarios:
https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/684435683763568640
https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/684435884498763777
Are we sure that's not what he put in his eye? https://t.co/F6MWQkUpuR
— War and Peace (@cynthharrington) January 5, 2016
https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/684436099540725760
https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/684436371314872320
https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/684436818192801793
https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/684436944621719552
https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/684437230631268352
https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/684437846799679488
https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/684440070414151680
https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/684443414587289600
https://twitter.com/Roger247/status/684438089289187329
When you ask for DP and she says "Is Mr. Pibb okay?" https://t.co/TiFqnbHNb7
— Dr. Kankokage (@kankokage) January 5, 2016
There's no one home and you realize too late there is no toilet paper. @RobProvince pic.twitter.com/DJcTOULM39
— Jeff (@reddirtpill) January 5, 2016
Noooooooooo!
Well, anyway, if President Obama insists on crying in public, he should probably be more careful. Otherwise, there could be trouble:
https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/684438833824444418
Teehee!
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