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Idiocracy Is Here! David Hogg Says Jasmine Crockett is the Leader the Dem Party Needs and Plants Crave

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Note: The following story has a lot of sarcasm and satire.

Democrat Party Vice Chair David Hogg is a great judge of character. How do we know? Well, he says Jasmine Crockett has what it takes to lead the Democrat Party to amazing heights. See, we told you!

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DNC vice chair David Hogg says Democrat Rep. Jasmine Crockett is the perfect person to lead the Democratic Party.

I could not agree more."Jasmine Crockett. I love her. She is amazing."

"What we should be asking ourselves is, 'What are we really fighting for?' Because we know it matters."

"And I think Jasmine is frankly the type of leader that we're really looking to support..."

Sit back and take in Hogg’s wisdom. (WATCH - LANGUAGE WARNING)

That’s one smart kid. The cussing shows he’s serious!

Commenters agree - that’s just how persuasive Hogg is! See, profanity works!

AOC would be no match for Crockett's fake nails.

Some are already seeing a future Democrat Party presidential ticket of brains and brawn.

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Yes, we do!

Crockett and Hogg have something other Democrats lack - mass appeal!

What are you talking about? We love President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. Brawndo and Crockett have what plants crave. They've got electrolytes!

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