What the world … needs now … is Valerie Jarrett opining on how to stop all those violent guns from killing people:
Enough is enough.
Join me, @MomsDemand & @SandyHook Mon at 1pm ET for a gun violence Q&A. Ask Qs or offer solutions with #StopGunViolence.— Valerie Jarrett (@vj44) October 4, 2015
Tune in @ 1pm ET-join Q&A w/ me, @MomsDemand, @SandyHook & @resp_solutions on gun violence. Use #StopGunViolence for questions & solutions.
— Valerie Jarrett (@vj44) October 5, 2015
Thanks for all your questions for me @SandyHook @MomsDemand & @resp_solutions. But B4 we get to your questions… pic.twitter.com/bUWUUvwJis
— Valerie Jarrett (@vj44) October 5, 2015
Naturally, Val got plenty of earnest questions and ideas about how to #StopGunViolence. Because apparently she’s an expert or something.
But one tweeter had other plans:
Awesome forum for change! My idea is guns with microchips that can be remotely disabled. Your thoughts? @MomsDemand @vj44: #StopGunViolence.
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) October 4, 2015
The microchips could double as GPS trackers so we'd know where the guns are at all time. @MomsDemand @vj44 #StopGunViolence
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) October 4, 2015
We could even put the microchips in gun owners. Tracking + disabling = safer America! @MomsDemand @vj44 #StopGunViolence
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) October 4, 2015
Valerie may be cold, and she may be calculating … but perceptive? Not on your life:
Technology has changed our world! We can learn lots from the research on how to make guns “smarter” #StopGunViolence https://t.co/Tw4rYX8Pey
— Valerie Jarrett (@vj44) October 5, 2015
Oh, honey. You done took the bait!
Ohmygod pic.twitter.com/kvoiUZBmHn
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) October 5, 2015
Trolling level: getting audited by the IRS pic.twitter.com/uuozA7nkKE
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) October 5, 2015
Ha! Maybe, but it was soooo worth it, wasn’t it?
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/651090235716169728
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/651090858670968832
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RT @Beer__Wolf: Trolling level: getting audited by the IRS pic.twitter.com/wWvO4BRWjR
— Michele Frost (@michelelfrost) October 5, 2015
@Matthops82 I've been laughing all morning. It's so beautiful @Beer__Wolf
— Michele Frost (@michelelfrost) October 5, 2015
https://twitter.com/tographer/status/651092631511035904
https://twitter.com/kspetzman/status/651091400650395648
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So Valerie Jarrett wants questions on how to #StopGunViolence. Here are ours…
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