Yuck! US Labor Dept. marks #NationalHotDogDay with a heaping helping of stupid

In other words, these clowns can’t cut the mustard:

It's #NationalHotDogDay! DYK the avg hot dog vendor likely makes < $9/hr? Let's reward work & #RaiseTheWage: https://t.co/96AnBW7qDV

— US Labor Department (@USDOL) July 23, 2015

Just the sort of brilliance — and fun-loving spirit — we’ve come to expect from the federal government!

For such a highly skilled position? Tragic. https://t.co/QavPf2zFOY

— SFK (@stephenkruiser) July 23, 2015

Vending hot dogs isn't worth more than $9 N hour. Sorry. https://t.co/gsuzzPARXS

— Stephen Gutowski (@StephenGutowski) July 23, 2015

I bet robots can make hotdogs…. https://t.co/Dq8b2U5tq2

— Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock aka Kimberly (@conkc2) July 23, 2015

If he owns his own cart, he's probably being taxed at 50% of income. Which is worse? https://t.co/B4YNd06Z8G

— Fredo N. Twittur (@fredontwittur) July 23, 2015

How freaking much should a hotdog cost?!!! https://t.co/g3YMLRWa6S

— Nieds Dead Horse (@NDH_j_m_f) July 23, 2015

https://twitter.com/WillSacripanti/status/624350085778931712

@USDOL @WhiteHouse How about "Raise Your Qualifications" and you can work yourself into better/higher wages?

— Debbie (@DebsFriends) July 23, 2015

DYK the Dept of Labor, like most of the fed govt, is a drain on the economy and just sucks money from your paycheck? https://t.co/nKEqjjBL9F

— demonsheep (@demonsheep) July 23, 2015

DYK the Dept of Labor is filled with money sucking leeches who provide the tax payers and hot dog vendors no value? https://t.co/nKEqjjBL9F

— demonsheep (@demonsheep) July 23, 2015

DYK the Dept of Labor is responsible for billions of dollars in regulatory costs to business incl hot dog vendors? https://t.co/nKEqjjBL9F

— demonsheep (@demonsheep) July 23, 2015

DYK the Dept of Labor is responsible for ensuring soul sucking Big Labor operates w/ protection of the Fed Govt? https://t.co/nKEqjjBL9F

— demonsheep (@demonsheep) July 23, 2015

To be frank (get it?), we like this idea much better:

Instead, just lower our taxes. Deal? @USDOL

— jon gabriel (@exjon) July 23, 2015