'Not feeling' it: Could Eric Holder's attempt at self-pimpage be any more pathetic?

Now that he’s officially a member of the Twitterati, Eric Holder is all ready to wow us with his social media savoir-faire.

Check out this sweet tweet about his return to private legal practice at Covington and Burling:

Happy to be returning home to Covington. #holderreturnstoCov

— Eric Holder (@EricHolder) July 6, 2015

Whoa. Whoa.

Dude just hashtagged himself. https://t.co/lSDNxBFpTy

— Mike Sacks (@MikeSacksEsq) July 6, 2015

Wow, even a hashtag? https://t.co/alTePANm0J

— Josh Gerstein (@joshgerstein) July 6, 2015

Damn straight, a hashtag!

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/618099641238843393

.@EricHolder First order of business: GET THAT HASHTAG TRENDING #holderreturnstoCov https://t.co/chTr2UtSvZ

— Ben Kamisar (@bkamisar) July 6, 2015

Snicker.

Not feeling Holder's hashtag game at all. https://t.co/L06zpl68A2

— Cristian Farias (@cristianafarias) July 6, 2015