'Could you be any more pathetic?' Eric Boehlert's spin on NYT's Rubio hit job is truly beyond parody

Is it ever.

But it also happens to be hiiiiiiii-larious!

it's almost like different rules apply to them….. https://t.co/i7muwghn27

— Eric Boehlert (@EricBoehlert) June 5, 2015

Does that guy ever listen to himself? No, seriously. Does he?

You're just gonna lob that one right over the plate like that?
RT @EricBoehlert: it's almost like different rules apply to them…..

— PoliMath (@politicalmath) June 5, 2015

Because we don’t see how he could possibly come up with that unless he has absolutely no sense of self-awareness whatsoever.

Which actually appears to be the case:

https://twitter.com/JayCaruso/status/606900607379763201

He’ll give it the old college try!

ha. Twitter cons having a meltdown over an article abt GOP traffic tickets. (say it like Iverson's "practice"). http://t.co/pwnRuDyBtt

— Eric Boehlert (@EricBoehlert) June 5, 2015

“Meltdown.”

ha. lacking all self-awareness is the only way Twitter cons can function. https://t.co/HEOIgQm9Cv

— Eric Boehlert (@EricBoehlert) June 5, 2015

Bless his heart. Wouldja just bless it?

@EricBoehlert Not really. It would be like the same rules apply to them, and they are punished for mistakes like everyone else.

— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) June 5, 2015

https://twitter.com/JGreenDC/status/606901117621051392

.@EricBoehlert shot: https://t.co/gZMTqdB7jM@EricBoehlert chaser: http://t.co/fJYQhs0ym7

— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) June 5, 2015

https://twitter.com/Aaron_RS/status/606901601991819264

MT @EricBoehlert it's almost like different rules apply to them….. pic.twitter.com/ekBXRQGe9L

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) June 5, 2015

https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/606901499256573952

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@EricBoehlert Say, any word on whether Hillary's spouse ever broke any laws? Perjury? Sexual harassment? Sexual assault? Keep us posted!

— Andrew S. (@shoutingboy) June 5, 2015

Well, Eric, we’ll give you this much: You sure know how to make us laugh.

It's almost as if @EricBoehlert is intentionally trying to parody HIMSELF.

— ē'-lō ē'-lō kă-nō' ن (@IloiloKano) June 5, 2015

@EricBoehlert You really lack all self-awareness. There's really no other explanation.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) June 5, 2015

.@EricBoehlert This comment of yours is dumb even by your low standards.

— Patterico (@Patterico) June 5, 2015

.@EricBoehlert Sweet Rick Perry glasses.

— jon gabriel (@exjon) June 5, 2015

Snicker.

https://twitter.com/ericwburns/status/606911335184646145

.@EricBoehlert Not a 'meltdown', Sparky. More like a mocktastic laugh fest.

— Suze (@suze109) June 5, 2015

If one defines “meltdown” as “fits of laughter”. https://t.co/vErNPhdDTO

— Small Metal Owl (@SmallMetalOwl) June 5, 2015

This is so beautiful, I want it hanging on my wall. Thank you @EricBoehlert pic.twitter.com/wO7E7QJYV9

— PoliMath (@politicalmath) June 5, 2015

We actually shed a tear.

https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/606903548924817408