'Three lies in one sentence!' Hillary pulls off an impressive feat

Oh, this is just. Too. Good:

Hillary Clinton, post-event to @WMUR9_Politics: "I want people to know that I'm listening, and I'm accessible."

— Rick Klein (@rickklein) April 20, 2015

Yeah, that’s our Hillary in a nutshell!

@redsteeze @rickklein @WMUR9_Politics Could you please define 'people' and 'accessible'

— MimBotch (@CBotchis) April 20, 2015

Check the Clinton Foundation manual for current minimums on "listening" and "access" https://t.co/sHZ6tq229T

— Michael Freeman (@michaelpfreeman) April 20, 2015

https://twitter.com/golfnut332/status/590239170397863938

Hillary's "listening," it's just that she has trouble hearing over the sound of the tank crushing her email server https://t.co/klnu2H9uIh

— Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) April 20, 2015

@rickklein @stephenfhayes @WMUR9_Politics "Message: I Care" — the sequel.

— Leo Kessler (@BlockadeRunnerX) April 20, 2015

https://twitter.com/No_Strategery/status/590237888035442688

After my team has hand picked you and then interviewd you for 30 min then I'm accessible https://t.co/bYcu8ksshl lol! #Hillary

— Katie "Red Pickle" Jerkovich (@redsoutrage) April 20, 2015

https://twitter.com/TedinCV/status/590231210808377345

MT @rickklein: Hillary, post event to @WMUR9_Politics: "I want people to know that I'm listening & I'm accessible." pic.twitter.com/cSMSbayFPi

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) April 20, 2015

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RT @rickklein Hillary, post-event to @WMUR9_Politics: "I want people to know that I'm listening, and I'm accessible." pic.twitter.com/aW2j6TcNvM

— BT (@back_ttys) April 20, 2015

https://twitter.com/MyManBlu/status/590233176598949889

https://twitter.com/No_Strategery/status/590242817143779330

Three lies in one sentence! @rickklein: HRC post-event to @WMUR9_Politics: "I want people to know that I'm listening, and I'm accessible."

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) April 20, 2015

@rickklein @WMUR9_Politics That's a record, even for her.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) April 20, 2015

https://twitter.com/Blake_Hallock/status/590246273673924608

@TheRickWilson she can go anywhere the exoskeleton can survive.

— Pouncing Coder Brad (@bradcundiff) April 20, 2015

Heh.