'I HATE THIS PLANET': Feminist do-gooder targets emotionally scarring laundry detergent

Another day, another feminist crusade.

In the crosshairs today? Laundry detergent. No, really:

https://twitter.com/hboulware/status/544593355171049472

Have a look:

Oh, fer cryin’ out loud …

https://twitter.com/hboulware/status/544593757555806209

.@hboulware how the heck does laundry detergent "normalize abuse of women?" I guess I'm not a feminist because it's too dang confusing

— Sarah Rumpf (@rumpfshaker) December 15, 2014

https://twitter.com/hboulware/status/544594259890798593

@hboulware Umm… isn't 50 shades about a woman CHOOSING to get spanked on the regular during sexy time? LOL!

— Kelly (@flyoverangel) December 15, 2014

https://twitter.com/hboulware/status/544594473926139904

@hboulware so the word "shades" is off limits now because of some dumb book? Lol ok.

— Sarah Rumpf (@rumpfshaker) December 15, 2014

https://twitter.com/hboulware/status/544595943484448768

https://twitter.com/hboulware/status/544595312128438273

We can’t really blame you for feeling that way.

@hboulware "Kids should be protected from seeing this. Don't forget to sign up for our grade school presentation of The Vagina Monologues"

— Michael Blum (@MichaelBlum3) December 15, 2014