In case you missed it, just a few weeks ago, José Canseco shot his own finger off. Surgeons were able to reattach it, but his troubles were far from over.
Dam I was playing in a poker tournament last night and something crazy happened to my finger that I shot off and they put back on.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 14, 2014
I knew something crazy was going to happen with this dam finger cause it felt like it was falling off.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 14, 2014
Turns out, José’s suspicions were well founded:
Ok well I might as well tell you .I was playing in a poker tournament last night and my finger fell off .someone took a video of it.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 14, 2014
My finger should have been amputated from the beginning. It was very loose with no bone to connect it.it was also smelling really bad.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 14, 2014
I bet a long time ago you could easily loose a finger a hand or even your life in a poker game if you couldn't pay up.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 15, 2014
I put my finger in the freezer anyone want finger appetizers.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 15, 2014
Or is it finger snacks
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 15, 2014
And now, he’s looking to cash in on his his loss:
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/534493297301938176
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/534497403064160256
But wait — there’s more!
I will soon put the finger that fell off in the poker tournament on eBay for sale
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 17, 2014
The eBay ad will read slightly used middle finger with 462 home runs could be used as a stirring straw for drinks
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 17, 2014
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maybe I will make it a package the chrome 45 caliber Remington with the finger both for sale a package deal
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 18, 2014
That’s a pretty good deal. So … any takers?
.@JoseCanseco do you ship to Australia?
— CoryS (@CSavidant) November 18, 2014
https://twitter.com/crisp_aw/status/534498512621555712
https://twitter.com/biggerstaff1975/status/534498523627409408
@JoseCanseco $1
— Jeffy (@MosasaurKSU) November 18, 2014
I'll give you 2 bucks @JoseCanseco
— Fletcher AL MVP SZN (@sam_berns97) November 18, 2014
https://twitter.com/kallen_0/status/534498213823516673
I would totally bid on @JoseCanseco's pistol but I'll pass on the finger. Lord knows where that thing has been.
— Jay (@OneFineJay) November 18, 2014
Good plan.
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