Crap. Now we’ve got an Ebola Czar, too? It just keeps getting harder and harder to keep track of all this ineptitude. What we need is someone who can do it for us.
But of course that person would need a title, too:
I'm thinking we should have a guy, like a czar, who manages all the czars. What would you call that?
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) October 17, 2014
Tweeters have plenty of ideas:
Der Kommisczar RT @JonahNRO: I'm thinking we should have a guy, like a czar, who manages all the czars. What would you call that?
— Leon Wolf (@LeonHWolf) October 17, 2014
https://twitter.com/vonryansexpress/status/523166472525201408
CZARCEPTION RT @JonahNRO I'm thinking we should have a guy, like a czar, who manages all the czars. What would you call that?
— Angela Morabito (@AngelaLMorabito) October 17, 2014
@JonahNRO Czauron
— Grey Tom (@tomcatwailing) October 17, 2014
https://twitter.com/emmdee22/status/523166008098689024
Super-czar, obviously RT @JonahNRO I'm thinking we should have a guy, like a czar, who manages all the czars. What would you call that?
— Geoff (@Geoff_Holtzman) October 17, 2014
https://twitter.com/7OverTheWall/status/523165679990476800
SuperCzar. RT @JonahNRO: I'm thinking we should have a guy, like a czar, who manages all the czars. What would you call that?
— Angela (one of many) (@angelaisms) October 17, 2014
bizzare. RT @JonahNRO: I'm thinking we should have a guy, like a czar, who manages all the czars. What would you call that?
— Flora Duh (@FloraDuh1) October 17, 2014
Recommended
@JonahNRO Cae Zar
— marnel (@MarnelMn) October 17, 2014
@JonahNRO Ce-czar
— suecee (@suzyspeaksthetr) October 17, 2014
@JonahNRO Emperor?
— Mother of Mensches (@Pamelajn922) October 17, 2014
https://twitter.com/ConservativeNJ/status/523166254027505666
This one got a few votes:
https://twitter.com/ajorama/status/523165460523544576
@JonahNRO Czar Czar Gabor.
— Tom Doran (@portraitinflesh) October 17, 2014
https://twitter.com/R_U_Srs/status/523166404711690241
As did this one:
Czar Czar Binks RT @JonahNRO: I'm thinking we should have a guy, like a czar, who manages all the czars. What would you call that?
— Bob Owens (@bob_owens) October 17, 2014
Czar Czar Binks? RT @JonahNRO: I'm thinking we should have a guy, like a czar, who manages all the czars. What would you call that?
— ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (@TomCrowe) October 17, 2014
@JonahNRO Czar-Czar Binks?
— Benjamin Glaser (@WVPitt) October 17, 2014
https://twitter.com/rteel8/status/523169242984615937
.@JonahNRO Czar Czar Binks?
— Perry Litchfield (@perrylitchfield) October 17, 2014
Czar Czar Binks RT @JonahNRO I'm thinking we should have a guy, like a czar, who manages all the czars. What would you call that?
— Tested Negative for Coronavirus 2x J.G. Petruna (@jgpetruna) October 17, 2014
https://twitter.com/AdamBaldwin/status/523165623547740160
But let’s face it. There’s really only one name that really and truly fits:
@JonahNRO Valerie Jarrett.
— Social Distance Champion (@realchrishynes) October 17, 2014
Mrs. Jarrett RT @JonahNRO: I'm thinking we should have a guy, like a czar, who manages all the czars. What would you call that?
— Asymptomatic ScottO* (@gscottoliver) October 17, 2014
@FloraDuh1 @JonahNRO Valerie Jarrett?
— Jackg3 (@jack3win) October 17, 2014
@JonahNRO Valerie Jarrett
— Let's all calm down (@NikVanHelsing) October 17, 2014
@JonahNRO Valerie Jarret
— Glenn Amurgis (@gamurgis) October 17, 2014
Valerie? @JonahNRO: I'm thinking we should have a guy, like a czar, who manages all the czars. What would you call that?
— wiserbud (@WiserMeany) October 17, 2014
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