Cosmopolitan is “a bible for fun, fearless females” — if being fun and fearless means being obsessed with sex and your girly parts. For anyone who’s not yet clear on Cosmo’s special brand of feminism, @cosmofeminism is here to set the record straight:
Let's start sharing all the great, empowering advice @Cosmopolitan gives women! #CosmoVotes #YesAllWomen pic.twitter.com/a0obEvvTsi
— Cosmo Feminism (@cosmofeminism) October 2, 2014
Yay!
Wow @JillFilipovic is really putting a lot of #women in their place today for #feminism! #CosmoVotes
— Cosmo Feminism (@cosmofeminism) October 2, 2014
Put those bitches in their place, right? #feminism RT @JillFilipovic Really working my "block" button today. #CosmoVotes
— Cosmo Feminism (@cosmofeminism) October 2, 2014
Wow @JillFilipovic has REALLY thin skin… but also gorgeous, glowing skin… I wonder what products she uses—I MEAN WAIT #FEMINISM
— Cosmo Feminism (@cosmofeminism) October 2, 2014
Heh.
Remember ladies – jiggle his balls for #feminism! #CosmoVotes pic.twitter.com/2ln0FxbJG3
— Cosmo Feminism (@cosmofeminism) October 2, 2014
Straight from @Cosmopolitan: 8 Inspired Ways to Decorate Your Vagina (NSFW) http://t.co/q76iuPERnM #feminism #yesallwomen #CosmoVotes
— Cosmo Feminism (@cosmofeminism) October 2, 2014
#TBT: 7 Sex Tips from Cosmo That Will Put You in the Hospital – for #feminism #CosmoVotes http://t.co/PIkhRI9oBw
— Cosmo Feminism (@cosmofeminism) October 2, 2014
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Women get political advice from trusted sources like @Cosmopolitan because they answer TOUGH questions #CosmoVotes pic.twitter.com/Yvp4z2KSn0
— Cosmo Feminism (@cosmofeminism) October 2, 2014
Ladies you're doing #feminism wrong – stop following @Wonkette and @Jezebel for election advice – #CosmoVotes has GOT YOU. #yesallwomen
— Cosmo Feminism (@cosmofeminism) October 2, 2014
#TBT from @Jezebel – Cosmo's 44 Most Ridiculous Sex Tips http://t.co/BtdZ1LrfyA #feminism #CosmoVotes
— Cosmo Feminism (@cosmofeminism) October 2, 2014
Asking the hard questions for #feminism (but srsly… don't try to hammer a nail with your stilettos) #CosmoVotes pic.twitter.com/yRAaVagnnu
— Cosmo Feminism (@cosmofeminism) October 2, 2014
EMPOWERING advice from @Cosmopolitan – this won't cause problems for you AT ALL. #feminism #cosmovotes pic.twitter.com/JZYlHF7e6F
— Cosmo Feminism (@cosmofeminism) October 2, 2014
We celebrate and encourage ALL women to succeed! Except conservatives because ew. #CosmoVotes #YesAllWomen #exceptConservatives
— Cosmo Feminism (@cosmofeminism) October 2, 2014
COMING SOON: #feminist endorsements from a source REAL women trust. Except conservative women because ew. #CosmoVotes pic.twitter.com/fdMEyBwHzW
— Cosmo Feminism (@cosmofeminism) October 2, 2014
Give it up for Cosmo, everybody. Girl power!
https://twitter.com/DonlynTurnbull/status/517758654510923776
Hurts so good.
The highlight of the next 33 days of hell is going to be seeing the endorsements from @cosmofeminism . . . #copolitics #feminism #cosen
— Kelly Maher (@okmaher) October 2, 2014
Bring it on!
Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.
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