'Look Up The Word 'NEUTERED'': Cher's pretty pissed off at Congress

Looks like Cher’s just about had it with the legislative branch:

If Congress Wont Come Back in2 session NOW,
2 Vote On War, Who Cares If They EVER Come Back. THEY CARE MORE ABOUT THEIR BS JOBS,THAN USA??

— Cher (@cher) September 26, 2014

Look Up The Word
“NEUTERED”
In Dictionary
& You’ll See
Photo,Showing MANY in Congress!
Apathetic,
Paralytic,
Inert,
Impotent,
Vegetative?

— Cher (@cher) September 26, 2014

Fair enough. So … suggestions?

@cher Congress was a good idea 200 years ago. Abolish them and we ALL vote via the Internet.

— Clancy Malloy (@ClancyMalloy) September 26, 2014

Oh. Well, that’s definitely an idea. Now it’s just a matter of sending the right person to Washington to make that happen.

But who?

@cher I vote for Cher for Congress!

— Kim Bird (@kimbird1965) September 26, 2014

What could go wrong?