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Shockah! HHS touts 3 million Obamacare 'enrollments' but doesn't know when they happened

If there’s one thing we can count on, it’s that the government can’t be counted on to get anything right.

For months and months, the Obama administration has been telling us how awesome Obamacare is and how much everyone wants it. This morning, the HHS blog trumpeted 3 million “enrollments” since October 1, 2013:

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And we may never know as long as the White House insists on using a bogus definition of “enrollment.” But brace yourselves — this gets even stupider. That January 15 date HHS gave? Apparently, it was wrong:

“Sorry for the confusion”? HHS can’t even figure out when all these supposed “enrollments” actually took place.

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This goes beyond confusion; this is flat-out incompetence.

There’s also a big difference between the actual number of “enrollments” and the goal HHS initially set:

https://twitter.com/seanagnew/status/426761177457524736

Fat chance.

Maybe it’s time for HHS to get a name change:

Sounds about right.

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