'Blue Screen of Death Panel': What to expect now that Microsoft exec will run O-care site [Photoshop]

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We’re movin’ on up!

Today, we got the sad news that Obamacare “repair czar” Jeffrey Zients is on his way out. And he was doing such a great job, too! But there’s a light at the end of this tunnel, America, for you see, the Obama administration has reportedly appointed a worthy successor: Kurt DelBene — a Microsoft exec.

Sebelius: Kurt DelBene, most recentlypresident of Microsoft Office Division, will lead and manage http://t.co/hsplR3M5El starting Wed.

— Sharyl Attkisson?️‍♂️ (@SharylAttkisson) December 17, 2013

HHS Secy Sebelius announces Kurt DelBene, former Pres of Microsoft Office Div., taking over as http://t.co/v0y6p1MBiM repair czar.

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) December 17, 2013

All together now: What could go wrong?

@EdMorrissey It will also constantly complain you do not have permission to enter your information into the forms.

— Inconspicuous Rex (@CrankyTRex) December 17, 2013

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@waltmossberg @ahess247 Microsoft? We'll be paying for 'upgrades' forever.

— Bruce Mack (@brucemack9) December 17, 2013

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If Kurt DelBene had anything to do with the current state of Microsoft software design Obamacare website will be even worse than b4

— Ari David (@AriDavidUSA) December 17, 2013

When you have something that keeps crashing, you don't bring in Microsoft to help. Ruh roh. http://t.co/LmpaJANJwa

— Kel Jackson (@thekeljackson) December 17, 2013

Pretty ironic @BarackObama names a @Microsoft exec to make the buggy, complex #Obamacare website less complex and buggy #clueless

— leeblaylock (@leeblaylock) December 17, 2013

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Microsoft exec running obamacare?? DLL Not Found!

— Chris (@d0gmah) December 17, 2013

If it works like Windows 8, we're doomed. RT @Lrihendry Breaking: Microsoft Executive To Take Over Glitch-Filled Obamacare Exchange…

— MDMRN (@MDMRN) December 17, 2013

New head of http://t.co/QOxGoU4f6g is from Microsoft.

First new feature? "Blue Screen Of Death Panel"

— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) December 17, 2013

Heh.

. @HealthCareGov news: Microsoft Exec to Replace Zients (which comes first: blue screen of death or the paper-clip?) http://t.co/yxZlNlgreB

— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) December 17, 2013

Good question. Let’s take a look:

https://twitter.com/CalebHowe/status/413017452834865153

And that, ladies and gents, is what we call a win.

@CalebHowe @JDtheBard That is hilarious!

— OperationSanta (@OperationSanta) December 17, 2013

https://twitter.com/JDtheBard/status/413018298444292096

Roger that.