Yay! Gather ’round, everyone, for The Lightbringer has decided to reveal the secret to a booming economy! Fortunately for us rubes, his OFA flunkies have summed it all up in one handy graphic:
FACT: INFOGRAPHICS ARE NEVER WRONG https://t.co/RaZOH2JWF2
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) December 4, 2013
Here's how to improve our economy and create hundreds of thousands of jobs: #RaiseTheWage. http://t.co/NLM2t9NyhS pic.twitter.com/UDTcTSaqZJ
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) December 4, 2013
It’s all so simple! Or … not:
I give up. https://t.co/IzaOHL7gBo
— American Journalists Publish Chinese Propaganda (@JohnEkdahl) December 4, 2013
https://twitter.com/CAAmyO/status/408346517410291712
Confused? You’re not alone.
.@BarackObama I see somebody missed a whole semester of Columbia economics smoking choom.
— Sam Valley (@SamValley) December 4, 2013
https://twitter.com/AndrewHClark/status/408347144345489409
https://twitter.com/CAAmyO/status/408353372807258114
https://twitter.com/AndrewHClark/status/408353448925491200
Yeah … about that “Obama math“:
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/408346342264541185
Heh. Seriously, though, who comes up with this garbage?
https://twitter.com/Neal_Dewing/status/408346113326858242
That’s exactly what it is:
BOOM RT @bomble: @gabrielmalor @DaveinTexas pic.twitter.com/BgKANpGW89
— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) December 4, 2013
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https://twitter.com/rexharrisonshat/status/408348364636315651
https://twitter.com/OrwellForce/status/408351822014083073
If we’re being honest, though, the Underpants Gnomes probably have a better understanding of economics than anyone in the Obama administration.
https://twitter.com/AndrewHClark/status/408354088829468672
https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/408347134727966722
This is the epitome of fuzzy math. It’s just … we can’t even.
https://twitter.com/JayCostTWS/status/408346421255888896
If the minimum wage is raised to $101.00, will GDP increase $326B, creating 1,400,000 new jobs? @BarackObama
— Mike (@ThePantau) December 4, 2013
https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/408348923493765121
https://twitter.com/OrwellForce/status/408354170677104643
Hey! Maybe money can grow on trees!
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Editor’s note: The first paragraph of this post has been edited for clarity.
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