'Lean out the door': Potty-mouthed Martin Bashir resigns from MSNBC

Snort!

Just a few weeks after his despicable comments about Sarah Palin, MSNBC’s Martin Bashir is taking his ball and going home.

https://twitter.com/rachelveronica/status/408321890231398400

That’s probably not too far off from how it actually went:

https://twitter.com/NoahCRothman/status/408319521963782144

Straight from the jackass’ mouth, via Mediaite:

After making an on-air apology, I asked for permission to take some additional time out around the Thanksgiving holiday.

Upon further reflection, and after meeting with the President of MSNBC, I have tendered my resignation. It is my sincere hope that all of my colleagues, at this special network, will be allowed to focus on the issues that matter without the distraction of myself or my ill-judged comments.

I deeply regret what was said, will endeavor to work hard at making constructive contributions in the future and will always have a deep appreciation for our viewers – who are the smartest, most compassionate and discerning of all television audiences. I would also wish to express deepest gratitude to my immediate colleagues, and our contributors, all of whom have given so much of themselves to our broadcast.’

Hard to feel sorry for a guy who’s made a name for himself by spewing dishonest, nasty garbage.

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/408318915790397440

Perfect!

.@MartinBashir out at @msnbc…FINALLY. Good riddance to foul-mouthed malcontents who disrespect conservative women.

— Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) December 4, 2013

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Aside from all seven of MSNBC’s “smartest, most compassionate and discerning” viewers, nobody’s gonna be crying over spilt Bashir.

https://twitter.com/bitingtea/status/408321331567292416

https://twitter.com/jrsalzman/status/408321240948961280

https://twitter.com/ChrisBarnhart/status/408326605652508672

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/408319653338173440

Ouch.

Another perk of working for @MSNBC is the guarantee of that eventual humiliating resignation.

— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) December 4, 2013

Hee! Hilarious because it’s true. So, what’s next for MSNBC?

Ultimate troll: Alec Baldwin replaces Bashir

— Matt Exotic (@MattCover) December 4, 2013

Or even better:

If MSNBC really wants to mix things up, they’ll hire me as a replacement.

— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) December 4, 2013

Now that we’d watch.

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Update:

‘Fifty Shades of Alan Grayson’: Clever tweeters propose #BashirReplacementIdeas