As Twitchy reported, a whopping 106,185 Americans have put a health care plan in their shopping cart. 396,261 more are eligible for Medicaid or CHIP. To the sane, those numbers look terrible. But the White House is on cloud nine:
Thanks to #Obamacare, more than 500,000 Americans have already signed up for health coverage. #GetCovered, pic.twitter.com/CZ6g95XLOK
— White House Archived (@ObamaWhiteHouse) November 13, 2013
Who wrote that tweet? Rob Ford?
Holy spin. Holy, holy spin. https://t.co/TqcphJj4Zt
— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) November 13, 2013
We’re dizzy. Holy crap on toast.
So this is what state sanctioned propaganda looks like. https://t.co/TvSvUZtpcb
— RBe (@RBPundit) November 13, 2013
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/400740702251782144
Dear Sweet Baby Jesus. https://t.co/TqcphJj4Zt
— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) November 13, 2013
@WhiteHouse No, 100k have signed up for coverage. The rest are now on welfare.
— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) November 13, 2013
Y'all are REALLY terrible w/ numbers MT @WhiteHouse Thanks to #Obamacare more than 500K Americans have already signed up for health coverage
— Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@kimmie_c_) November 13, 2013
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/400742616972554240
Meanwhile, inside the WH bunker / ad pitch room https://t.co/nSC52ApBkz
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 13, 2013
Also, 106,000 tween girls “selected” future husbands from the "Tiger Beat" exchange. pic.twitter.com/vzLZe1TXAR
— Jim Jamitis ???? (@JimJamitis) November 13, 2013
Can you help me math? MT @WhiteHouse Thanks to Obamacare, more than 500,000 Americans have already signed up for health coverage #GetCovered
— Kim Jong-unthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) November 13, 2013
.@WhiteHouse Gross. You're celebrating almost 400k people requiring welfare (Medicaid) as a result of your crappy law. #ThanksObamacare
— Leslie ن (@LADowd) November 13, 2013
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/400741419725242369
@WhiteHouse go to hell
— Cult Of Good (@CultOfGood) November 13, 2013
https://twitter.com/Tark31/status/400740845176905728
Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.
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Update:
You what this post needs? More FACTS from the White House:
FACT: Nearly 1 million Americans have applied and are eligible to #GetCovered through #Obamacare—but have yet to select a plan.
— White House Archived (@ObamaWhiteHouse) November 13, 2013
FACT: In the 26 states that have expanded Medicaid coverage, 396,261 low-income Americans have gained health coverage for 2014. #GetCovered
— White House Archived (@ObamaWhiteHouse) November 13, 2013
FACT: If the remaining 24 states expanded Medicaid, another 5.4 million Americans would become eligible for coverage through #Obamacare.
— White House Archived (@ObamaWhiteHouse) November 13, 2013
FACT: When MA launched its health insurance exchange—more than 20% of 1st-year enrollees waited until the last month to sign up. #Obamacare
— White House Archived (@ObamaWhiteHouse) November 13, 2013
We can play this game, too:
“FACT: Whenever the White House says ‘FACT,’ what follows is always a lie.”
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