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'Namaste, ladies': John Kerry shows off his purple shirty business [pics]

Good golly in Bali:

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https://twitter.com/MeredithFrost/status/387298144368996352

Now that’s what we call shirty business. Even Vlad’s enchanted! And can you blame him? Kerry’s a vision — albeit a vision that not everyone can appreciate:

Some tweeters actually think Kerry drew the short end of the diplomatic stick:

But whatevs. Let’s face it: John Kerry’s got it goin’ on.

Why would you want to?

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Ooo … he’s doin’ the White Man’s Overbite. Ladies love that.

https://twitter.com/hboulware/status/387317317673050112

OK, fair enough. But John glows a little more, dontcha think?

https://twitter.com/RachaelNCapone/status/387324288249761793

A few stray observations:

https://twitter.com/Heminator/status/387318521958793216

We didn’t think that was possible.

We’ll leave you with this sexy, sexy image:

Proof that when it comes to coolness, size doesn’t matter.

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