Good golly in Bali:
John Kerry wears traditional Balinese fabric in our photo of the day | http://t.co/ot0HQ8UL72 (via @AP_Images) pic.twitter.com/OmlaAq676q
— TIME (@TIME) October 7, 2013
https://twitter.com/MeredithFrost/status/387298144368996352
Now that’s what we call shirty business. Even Vlad’s enchanted! And can you blame him? Kerry’s a vision — albeit a vision that not everyone can appreciate:
We're like 5 more John Kerry fuckups away from world peace. pic.twitter.com/Ydt8hZ8Mgw
— Spencer Ackerman (@attackerman) October 7, 2013
@FT Oh no; that purple shirt on John Kerry…oh no…no…no…no…no…no…no
— Stanton Carlisle (@StantonCarlisle) October 7, 2013
@TIME @AP_Images John Kerry looks like my grandma.
— CTmommy⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@ctmommy) October 7, 2013
Some tweeters actually think Kerry drew the short end of the diplomatic stick:
Kinda hard to fault Obama for skipping an occasion to wear these shirts http://t.co/0v202ZAXyk
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) October 7, 2013
Win for POTUS. He didn't have to take the cultural shirt picture at APEC. That became Sec of @StateDept Kerry's problem @cachomiak.
— Shawna Thomas (@Shawna) October 7, 2013
But whatevs. Let’s face it: John Kerry’s got it goin’ on.
I can't unsee John Kerry in that purple shirt.
— The deadly river Neva (@pipandbaby) October 7, 2013
Why would you want to?
Namaste, ladies. RT @DavidKenner: Image of the year. pic.twitter.com/saSagZwg7K
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) October 7, 2013
Recommended
John Kerry is ready to mingle pic.twitter.com/1NvLM8qrjh
— Jordan Fabian (@Jordanfabian) October 7, 2013
Prayers: answered. Hello ladies. http://t.co/d48oC6wHWn
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) October 7, 2013
Ooo … he’s doin’ the White Man’s Overbite. Ladies love that.
https://twitter.com/hboulware/status/387317317673050112
OK, fair enough. But John glows a little more, dontcha think?
https://twitter.com/RachaelNCapone/status/387324288249761793
A few stray observations:
Regarding that pic of Kerry in the purple shirt: The Botox is wearing off.
— RBe (@RBPundit) October 7, 2013
https://twitter.com/Heminator/status/387318521958793216
Looking more dignified than usual. RT @SooperMexican Has John Kerry always been a "Heaven's Gate" believer? http://t.co/v216b5R3w3
— Kim Jong-unthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) October 7, 2013
We didn’t think that was possible.
We’ll leave you with this sexy, sexy image:
Dorf on Foreign Policy pic.twitter.com/CftABM88ph
— Jim Jamitis ???? (@JimJamitis) October 7, 2013
Proof that when it comes to coolness, size doesn’t matter.
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