Jessica Tarlov has finally decided it’s safe to declare Graham Platner's exit from the Maine Senate race a good thing that should’ve happened sooner - right after her party spent months polishing the resume of a Nazi-tattooed, porta-potty-doodling, alleged rapist like he was their golden boy.
Apparently, since a Leftist woman has come forward and accused Platner of sexual assault, Democrats are done with him, even though they could have been done with him a month ago if they had just listened to Lyndsey Fifield.
But you know, she's a conservative, so she doesn't count.
Damn, they suck.
Platner is out—good. It should’ve happened sooner.
— Jessica Tarlov (@JessicaTarlov) July 9, 2026
I want to underscore that Republicans don’t get to take a moral victory lap here. They’re still the party of Trump. pic.twitter.com/TyHkdGEesj
Heaven forbid conservatives enjoy even a sliver of moral satisfaction, she lectures, because they’re still the party of Trump—the eternal Democratic escape hatch for every bit of their own hypocrisy, incompetence, and selective outrage.
This you Boo? After the NYT article? https://t.co/YbHMijNVJz
— Stacey (@ScotsFyre) July 9, 2026
Oh yeah, that's her.
Painful and yet hilarious, ain't it?
NARRATOR: Republicans absolutely get to take a moral victory lap. https://t.co/q0tfNnLxMs
— RBe (@RBPundit) July 9, 2026
The left’s selective outrage machine keeps chugging along, always ready with the 'but Trump!' shield, no matter how many red flags they ignored on their own side.
We saw this happen in Virginia when they bent over backward to elect Jay Jones, even though he was caught fantasizing about shooting a Republican in the head and wishing for his children to die in their mother's arms. Yeah, it's gross.
Republicans might not be perfect, but at least they’re not pretending a Nazi-tattooed, alleged-rapist candidate was just misunderstood until the polls tanked. Enjoy the moral victory lap anyway, America—we earned it.
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