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Hacktacular! Cory Booker's imaginary friend inspires new BuzzFeed editorial policy

The exposé on Cory Booker’s imaginary thug pal T-Bone is a pretty big story. One that the super-hip and current BuzzFeed should totes be all over. Right?

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/373120460739072000

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Or maybe not so much:

Let’s take a look at what editor-in-chief Ben Smith had to say about BuzzFeed’s silence:

Um, what?

Call us crazy, but it seems that Smith is directly contradicting BuzzFeed’s whole stated raison d’être:

BuzzFeed is the leading media company for social news and entertainment, intensely focused on delivering high-quality original reporting, insight, and viral content across a rapidly expanding array of subject areas. Our technology powers the social distribution of content, detects what is trending on the web, and connects people in realtime with the hottest content of the moment.

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Might be time for a new mission statement, no?

https://twitter.com/MadCaliph/status/373128850118803456

https://twitter.com/OrwellForce/status/373127532238749697

https://twitter.com/OrwellForce/status/373129856843657216

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https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/373122011520045056

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https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/373122684114448384

My, how things have changed.

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Hold up — maybe Smith has a good excuse:

https://twitter.com/TheAmishDude/status/373126279806980097

https://twitter.com/MadCaliph/status/373122563313897473

Any of those things could be true. But none of it matters because Smith and his buddies can deflect:

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedAndrew/status/373125787752607744

https://twitter.com/mckaycoppins/status/373126523429347328

Hilarious!

https://twitter.com/MadCaliph/status/373127011012603904

Yeah, we are such amateurs. BuzzFeed, on the other hand, takes its journalism very seriously. Earlier this morning, McKay Coppins actually did deign to acknowledge Eliana Johnson’s real journalism:

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https://twitter.com/mckaycoppins/status/373107909875732480

But the “awesome” story that he rightly thought worthy of tweeting about (“social distribution of content”!) didn’t merit any BuzzFeed coverage. Maybe he’s just brainstorming for later:

https://twitter.com/OrwellForce/status/373122463103602689

No need to wait! BuzzFeed’s Andrew Kaczynski is on it!

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/373125098452287488

https://twitter.com/buzzfeedandrew/status/373123807374229504

Nice save, Andrew!

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/373125306485583872

Ooo… a kitten! BuzzFeed loooooves kittens. Cats are real news.

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