Bless his heart: Piers Morgan shares his golf dream, gets a history lesson in return; Update: Piers responds

As Twitchy reported, Golf Channel majorly whiffed on its attempt to commemorate the 50th anniversary of MLK Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” speech. Not to be outdone, Piers Morgan went ahead and upped the stupid:

'A black man will win Masters at Augusta' > RT @HuffPostMedia REALLY? MT @GolfChannel: Tweet your ‘golf’ dream on 50th anniv of MLK speech

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) August 28, 2013

Oh, Musket. Swing and a miss!

https://twitter.com/SpikeEskin/status/372753364859506688

This is what happens when you get your head stuck in the sand trap.

https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/372750386676781057

Your dream came true already! @piersmorgan @GolfChannel pic.twitter.com/pc0zuzcz7r

— Dan Scavino (@DanScavino) August 28, 2013

*cough* Tiger Woods *cough* @piersmorgan @HuffPostMedia @GolfChannel

— RBe (@RBPundit) August 28, 2013

@piersmorgan @HuffPostMedia @GolfChannel Oh, Piers. Bless your lil heart. Tiger might want an apology.

— Nathanael Ferguson (@NFergusonTX) August 28, 2013

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/372752493345656832

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/372751010298867712

So @piersmorgan doesn't think Tiger Woods is black? Interesting. RT @DaveinTexas: Oh Ponce RE https://t.co/11hffDod3k

— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) August 28, 2013

https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/372751459202256896

Heh.

@piersmorgan @HuffPostMedia @GolfChannel so now we know Piers isn't a golf person

— Peej (@PeteinWI) August 28, 2013

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Nope. Definitely not a golf person. Just a mind-blowingly doltish person.

A black man will finally get into the NBA. #PiersMorganDreams

— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) August 28, 2013

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/372764789245607936

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/372765714244849667

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/372766219452952576

Snort!

Morgan's tweet is representative of him. He knows just enough about American culture to drop a reference but not to actually understand it.

— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) August 28, 2013

Keep dreaming, Piers.

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Update:

Hahahaha!

Those poor old buffoons at @TwitchyTeam – never quite understand my tweets. Do try and keep up! > http://t.co/bkYorhIAk6

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) August 28, 2013

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