What do Jay Carney and the Obama administration know about rapidly emerging scandals? Ask Carney that question, and don’t expect to get a straight answer — unless the answer you’re looking for is “diddly squat.”
It might be easier to take the opposite approach: What does Jay Carney know? Unlike the tight-lipped press secretary, Twitterers have got plenty of answers:
https://twitter.com/DrollNDry/status/334359680400900096
#ThingsJayCarneyDOESKnow how to get to Sesame Street
— CommonSensical (@jynxed4life) May 14, 2013
#ThingsJayCarneyDOESKnow #unfettered is a fun word to use.
— Bob Fitz (@rjfitz66) May 14, 2013
https://twitter.com/headshakers/status/334372508075687936
#ThingsJayCarneyDOESKnow there are only so many ways to rearrange the words in a sentence full of lies
— ?? sweetakin?❤ (@sweetakin) May 14, 2013
#ThingsJayCarneyDOESKnow he's about to get his mouth washed out with soap http://t.co/bFCMLLLg6q
— Jon Boldt (@jonboldted) May 14, 2013
#ThingsJayCarneyDOESKnow How to pull a Moe Howard when questioned too closely by reporters pic.twitter.com/fmx7zzZUHJ
— Natasha Fatale, Pottsylvanian Spy & Bombshell (@N_Fatale) May 14, 2013
#ThingsJayCarneyDOESKnow how to make a badass Lite Bright butterfly without a pattern.
— Quarantined Kari (@Kari_in_804) May 14, 2013
https://twitter.com/mark85nh/status/334384475175780352
Three Hilary Rosens. #ThingsJayCarneyDOESKnow
— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) May 14, 2013
https://twitter.com/AiPolitics/status/334386224317997058
#ThingsJayCarneyDOESKnow How to look both contemplative & constipated. pic.twitter.com/2ji9Ww6KKt
— ✥American Viking✥ (@PatrioticViking) May 14, 2013
#ThingsJayCarneyDOESKnow He'll always be able to depend on the D.C. media/Dem revolving door when his tour of dirty duty is done.
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 14, 2013
https://twitter.com/Of_Angelis/status/334374961013735424
Heh.
https://twitter.com/CzarZellem/status/334387080358686721
We’ll wait. But we’re pretty sure we know right now:
#ThingsJayCarneyDOESKnow pretty much everything he says he doesn't know.
— Renna (@RennaW) May 14, 2013
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