It’s tough keeping track of your pills and bills when you’re constantly worrying about Sarah Palin’s uterus. Andrew Sullivan knows that better than anyone, so he’s asking for help:
Seeking a personal assistant for the Dish: http://t.co/dFLj8LKNhB
— Andrew Sullivan (@sullydish) May 2, 2013
I’m looking for someone to help me get my life better organized so I can focus more effectively on the Dish, journalism, writing, thinking. The job includes everything that you can imagine: from managing my calendar, setting up travel arrangements, dealing with press inquiries, to handling my in-box, helping me manage real estate, occasional dog-sitting and walking, keeping track of my regimen of medications with doctors and insurance companies, and the conventional office-work the job usually entails.
What that job entails, according to Sully, is being “pro-active in getting shit done.” The pay is “modest,” but the life lessons are sure to be invaluable. Who wouldn’t want to seize this sweet, sweet gig?
That’s the sound of a thousand ambitious, underemployed nerds RT @sullydish Seeking a personal assistant for the Dish http://t.co/p9qUNg1O77
— Ivan Plis (@ivanplis) May 2, 2013
https://twitter.com/LoganDobson/status/330033204792815616
Shorter: Who wants to be Andrew Sullivan's b*tch? http://t.co/yEVyYAjKnO
— (((AG))) (@AGHamilton29) May 2, 2013
https://twitter.com/Heminator/status/330043844274036738
Yeah, we’re guessing it might get dirty …
Please bring your speculum. http://t.co/X2nETW9LIT
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) May 2, 2013
https://twitter.com/umarjones/status/330030194637299713
Actually, we know a guy who might be interested:
https://twitter.com/FBillMcMorris/status/330047010931613696
https://twitter.com/LoganDobson/status/330035747526680576
https://twitter.com/DKThomp/status/330036161424785408
Those two crazy kids might just find a way to make it work!
“@BecketAdams: cc: Howie Kurtz —> http://t.co/vbFDWhabF4” Will need to survive on thanks alone. And little of that.
— ⚡️Erick Brockway⚡️ (@erickbrockway) May 2, 2013
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