NYT: Whistleblower Says Federal Agents May Have Broken Laws to Find Noncitizens on...
CBS News Flies to Liberia to Show Us Hotel Where Deportees Are Being...
Enjoy Totally Authentic Footage of Gavin Newsom Fly Fishing With CNN's Jake Tapper
Bernie Sanders Says Abdul El-Sayed Faces the Same Kind of Bigotry That JFK...
NYT, NBC News Hot and Bothered by Ad in Which Sydney Sweeney 'Sexualizes...
Rep. Shontel Brown Demands Federal Investigation Into 'Possible' Lynchings
MA Takes Custody of Daughter of Couple Who Won’t Affirm Her Gender, Gets...
Is Ilhan Omar Going to Finally Face Consequences?
Mahmoud Khalil Now Suing Columbia for Showing Indifference to Harassment of Pro-Hamas Stud...
Kick Her Out! Ilhan Omar's Repugnant Remarks About Charlie Kirk Should Be the...
Mamdani Complains Trump Is Ruining Dem Efforts to Bring Foreigners to the US...
Democrat Kamala Harris Passed Up for VP (Because He Was Gay) Swears America...
*Laughs in Student Loan Forgiveness*: Jessica Tarlov Accidentally Admits Democrats Bribe V...
Karen Bass Is VERY Concerned About the Cost of Investigating Where $1 Billion...
Harpy Journo Who Outed Clancy Holdout AWFULLY Defensive As MORE Info About Other...

'Please bring your speculum': Andrew Sullivan's looking for a personal assistant

It’s tough keeping track of your pills and bills when you’re constantly worrying about Sarah Palin’s uterus. Andrew Sullivan knows that better than anyone, so he’s asking for help:

Advertisement

I’m looking for someone to help me get my life better organized so I can focus more effectively on the Dish, journalism, writing, thinking. The job includes everything that you can imagine: from managing my calendar, setting up travel arrangements, dealing with press inquiries, to handling my in-box, helping me manage real estate, occasional dog-sitting and walking, keeping track of my regimen of medications with doctors and insurance companies, and the conventional office-work the job usually entails.

What that job entails, according to Sully, is being “pro-active in getting shit done.” The pay is “modest,” but the life lessons are sure to be invaluable. Who wouldn’t want to seize this sweet, sweet gig?

https://twitter.com/LoganDobson/status/330033204792815616

Advertisement

https://twitter.com/Heminator/status/330043844274036738

Yeah, we’re guessing it might get dirty …

https://twitter.com/umarjones/status/330030194637299713

Actually, we know a guy who might be interested:

https://twitter.com/FBillMcMorris/status/330047010931613696

https://twitter.com/LoganDobson/status/330035747526680576

https://twitter.com/DKThomp/status/330036161424785408

Those two crazy kids might just find a way to make it work!

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement