Anyone up for a tongue bath?
Piers Morgan has got a serious man-crush on NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg. Earlier this week, he revealed his belief that “people need the nanny state occasionally.” But hey, why stop at a nanny state when you could have a nanny nation? If Piers had his drothers, that’s exactly what we’d have.
Needless to say, plenty of people disagree with ol’ Musket. And, darn it, he just can’t understand why!
Just extraordinary to me that people would mock a Mayor trying so hard to make his city safer and healthier. #Bloomberg #Guns #Soda
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 13, 2013
No, Piers. What’s extraordinary is that you think people actually take you seriously.
Piers Morgan – the lamest troll that American never wanted. RT @piersmorgan: Bloomberg – the greatest President that America never had.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) March 13, 2013
Ew. Get a room. RT @piersmorgan Michael Bloomberg – the greatest President that America never had.
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) March 13, 2013
https://twitter.com/fran_chambers/status/311890103083601920
https://twitter.com/armchairpandit/status/311890695810056194
The words. They do not exist. RT @fran_chambers: #facepalm MT @piersmorgan: Bloomberg – the greatest President that America never had.
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) March 13, 2013
Sometimes I wonder if @PiersMorgan is just the latest Sacha Baron Cohen prank.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) March 13, 2013
https://twitter.com/seanagnew/status/311894249916489728
.@piersmorgan Just extraordinary that a Brit would be dumb enough to push an authoritarian monarchy on a people that escaped it 225 yrs ago.
— Razor (@hale_razor) March 13, 2013
https://twitter.com/PoliticalLogic/status/311890908817813504
Piers got jokes. RT @RBPundit: Idiot -> RT @piersmorgan Michael Bloomberg – the greatest President that America never had.
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) March 13, 2013
https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/311895932725760002
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Best laugh I've had in years. RT @piersmorgan: Michael Bloomberg – the greatest President that America never had.
— Jedediah Bila (@JedediahBila) March 13, 2013
Man, we shouldn’t’ve had that Big Gulp. With all our gigglesnorting, our bladders might actually explode.
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Update:
Hold up, kids. He’s not finished yet:
The idea that banning teeth-rotting, diabetes-inducing supersized soda cups is an 'assault on liberty' is utter nonsense. It saves lives.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 13, 2013
Piers causes brain rot. Should we ban him?
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