Let's waddle: Obamas and guests sit down to 3,000-calorie inaugural lunch

We hope President Obama is wearing his elastic-waisted mom jeans! He, his wife, and members of Congress are celebrating his coronation this afternoon with a fancy-pants lunch — a 3,000-calorie lunch.

Prez inaugural lunch: 3027 cal, 145g fat, 71g sat fat, 9752 mg sodium, 312.5g carbs, 186.2g sugar. WOW! http://t.co/3ymUli5m

— Stuart Seale, M.D. (@DrSeale) January 21, 2013

Now, call us crazy, but we’re getting some mixed signals here. We could’ve sworn Michelle Obama is all about fitness. Whatever happened to  that “Let’s Move!” stuff?

Wait, what? US Gov always complains about US Citizens eating fat, but they have a 3000 calorie meal for lunch…..

— Evan Harper (@EvanHarper_10) January 21, 2013

Was totally LOVEing #inaug2013 until the 3000 calorie lunch! @letsmove @MichelleObama EVERYWHERE you go…shout health and lead by example!

— Momma Jules (@vicebusting) January 21, 2013

The lunch is allegedly 3000 calories. Is this MO's way of telling us her "let's get moving" platform is defunct this term? #inauguraljoke!!!

— Julia (@jb_woods) January 21, 2013

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https://twitter.com/Luke_Sykes_/status/293421943812653056

A ridiculous waste of funds. 2nd term pres should forego this, give $ to food programs, A 3000 cal lunch?! Great example, NOT. #inaug2013

— Mikki (@LifeforceNut) January 21, 2013

A 3000 calorie Inaugural lunch? Haven't these people (#racism) been listening to FLOTUS?!?!?!? #KruiserFeelings #ArugulaMe

— SFK (@stephenkruiser) January 21, 2013

Come on, now. If we’re not allowed to eat fatty foods, somebody’s got to do it, right?

https://twitter.com/DTYK95/status/293423550105260032

So the inaugural lunch is around 3000 calories…thanks mrs Obama, our nations kids get 600 calories at lunch. #practicewhatyoupreach

— Tim Delaney (@coachdelaneysp2) January 21, 2013

Hey, Michelle’s just looking out for the future’s best interests. Pipe down and eat your rice cakes, peasants!