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Let's waddle: Obamas and guests sit down to 3,000-calorie inaugural lunch

We hope President Obama is wearing his elastic-waisted mom jeans! He, his wife, and members of Congress are celebrating his coronation this afternoon with a fancy-pants lunch — a 3,000-calorie lunch.

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Now, call us crazy, but we’re getting some mixed signals here. We could’ve sworn Michelle Obama is all about fitness. Whatever happened to  that “Let’s Move!” stuff?

https://twitter.com/chicken_cooper/status/293421574151868416

https://twitter.com/RachelH1025/status/293421500583784448

https://twitter.com/hannahsbeast/status/293418581201395712

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https://twitter.com/Luke_Sykes_/status/293421943812653056

Come on, now. If we’re not allowed to eat fatty foods, somebody’s got to do it, right?

https://twitter.com/DTYK95/status/293423550105260032

Hey, Michelle’s just looking out for the future’s best interests. Pipe down and eat your rice cakes, peasants!

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