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Sad Obama: I can party with the best of 'em, but really, I'm so lonely!

Obama’s final question at today’s presser was about his reputation as a rather insular fellow. But let him be clear: he likes to party.

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https://twitter.com/kirstenpowers10/status/290872807993245697

https://twitter.com/kirstenpowers10/status/290873063338299392

But with all he’s got going on, it’s tough to let loose.

To be sure, he’d like to party with Republicans:

https://twitter.com/JackieBodnar/status/290873118518571008

But they’re just so meanypants!

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/290873155151622144

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https://twitter.com/NKingofDC/status/290873213255307264

As evidenced by how they ostracized Charlie Crist:

And he can totally relate to Charlie. After all, he gets lonely in that big ol’ house of his:

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Even the media were mystified by the president’s bizarre wallowing:

https://twitter.com/ReformedBroker/status/290874419193184256

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The thing is, that’s exactly the sort of thing we’d expect from President Boyfriend. Maybe he’ll start his own White House petition!

https://twitter.com/kirstenpowers10/status/290874085867671553

And Joe Biden can interpret his Rorschach test results.

https://twitter.com/JGreenDC/status/290873347275898880

Awww … it’s hard out there for a president. He could really use a friend right about now.

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Update:

#ObamaNeedsFriends: Twitterers offer a glimpse into Obama’s lonely existence

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