Terry McMillan tells voters how to resist bloodsucking Republican poll monitors

Lefties are freaking out at the prospect of election monitors who won’t turn a blind eye to fraud. Terry McMillan is no exception. She embarked on a rather paranoid rant last night in which she warned her followers about the dangers of election integrity and valid IDs:

You do not have to show these poll folks any I.D. They are there to intimidate you, to hold up the line so as to discourage voting.

— Terry McMillan (@MsTerryMcMillan) October 31, 2012

Tell them to get out of your face. Take their picture with your cell phone and watch them act like vampires & you just held up a cross.

— Terry McMillan (@MsTerryMcMillan) October 31, 2012

BEWARE: The poll people will not own up to being Republican and they will lie about it and act very nice. DO NOT BE FOOLED!

— Terry McMillan (@MsTerryMcMillan) October 31, 2012

By the way, Republican poll watchers and the horrific burden of voter ID aren’t the only things Terry hates:

I hate it when my bra is too tight.

— Terry McMillan (@MsTerryMcMillan) October 31, 2012

I hate when I try to kick off my sneakers without untying them but they won't budge.

— Terry McMillan (@MsTerryMcMillan) October 31, 2012

I hate when the elastic is out of my pajamas and they slide down and I can't find a safety pin.

— Terry McMillan (@MsTerryMcMillan) October 31, 2012

I hate it when I try to put on something I looked cute in last year but can't even squeeze into now.

— Terry McMillan (@MsTerryMcMillan) October 31, 2012

I hate it when my socks slide down inside the heel of my sneakers and I have to take the sneaker off to pull them back up. Then, repeat it.

— Terry McMillan (@MsTerryMcMillan) October 31, 2012

I hate when I look down at myself in the mirror and scare the hell out of myself because . . . well . . .

— Terry McMillan (@MsTerryMcMillan) October 31, 2012

TMI, honey.

I hate when I get makeup on my white blouse. Right before I'm walking out the door.

— Terry McMillan (@MsTerryMcMillan) October 31, 2012

I hate, more than any frigging thing, when I lose one of my silver hoops.

— Terry McMillan (@MsTerryMcMillan) October 31, 2012

Her silver hoop isn’t the only thing she’s lost.