Roseanne to Jews: 'Make it happen, bitches.'

On the heels of the announcement that she was passed over for Green Party VP, the shrieking banshee that is Roseanne has taken up the dual mantles of unsolicited political adviser and liaison for the Lord. Global stability is now up to the Jews. That shouldn’t be too difficult for them, since, you know, they control the world anyway.

Oh, and with her boldly proclaiming the Messiah’s impending arrival, clearly the Kabbalah devotee knows something the rest of us don’t.

Oy vey.