Alec Baldwin needs a physical upgrade

Come on, Alec. You always struck us as being in love with yourself. Learn to love your mind and your body!

He also came up with an innovative use for … head fat?

@hallmansm @cnywhatthefrack
I'm gonna take all the fat out of your head and use it for landfill. Then build a golf community.

— HABFoundation (@ABFalecbaldwin) June 7, 2012

He’d better get a patent on that idea before someone else snatches it up.