Vote-counting for the Kentucky primary is underway, and Obama is leading among preferred Democratic presidential candidates.
But ah, ah, ah … not so fast there, Barack. Looks like not everything’s comin’ up roses in the Bluegrass State.
ONE FOR UNDECIDED: Bath County, Kentucky Democrats take "Undecided" over President Obama by 725-715 votes
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
TWO FOR UNDECIDED: Lee County, Kentucky Democrats take "Undecided" over President Obama by 59-41%
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
THREE FOR UNDECIDED: Martin County, Kentucky Democrats go 65-35% for "Undecided" over President Obama
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
We have three. Do we hear four? Four? Four!
FOUR IN BLUEGRASS: Anderson County, Kentucky goes 55-45% for "Undecided" over President Obama
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
Do we hear five?
ONE FOR THE THUMB: Estill County, Kentucky goes 54-46% for "Undecided" over President Obama
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
How about six?
BLUEGRASS SIX PACK: Nicholas County, Kentucky goes 54-46% for "Undecided" over President Obama
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
Oh man. Somebody stop the bleeding.
But not before it goes up to seven.
LUCKY SEVEN: Wolfe County, Kentucky goes 51-49% for "Undecided" over President Obama
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
We’re sensing a pattern here …
HARD EIGHT – Robertson County, Kentucky goes 60-40% for "Undecided" over President Obama
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
Recommended
Number nine, number nine, number nine …
NO FIELD NINE – Fleming County, Kentucky goes 56-44% for "Undecided" over President Obama
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
Ten. OK, there’s a nice, round number. Perfect stopping point. It has stopped, hasn’t it?
BLUEGRASS TEN SPOT: Letcher County Democrats go 69-31% for "Undecided" over President Obama
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
Nope. This goes to eleven.
ELEVEN AND COUNTING: Bullitt County, Kentucky Democrats go 53-47% for "Undecided" over President Obama
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
Nobody’s stoppin’ this train.
BOX CARS – Jackson County, Kentucky Democrats go 52-48% for "Undecided" over President Obama
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
There are 120 counties in Kentucky, so "Undecided" has now won 13 – more than 10%
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
NUMBER 14 – Leslie County, Kentucky Democrats go 58-42% for "Undecided" over President Obama
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
FIFTEEN – Magoffin County, Kentucky goes 51-49 for "undecided"
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
SWEET SIXTEEN – Montgomery County, Kentucky goes 55-45% for "Undecided" in Democratic Party
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
SEVENTEEN – Morgan County, Kentucky goes 59-41% for "Undecided" over Obama
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
EIGHTEEN – Pendleton County, Kentucky goes to "Undecided" by one vote over President Obama
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
NINETEEN COUNTIES – Mason County, Kentucky goes 55-45 for "Undecided" over Obama
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
TWENTY – Mercer County, Kentucky goes 56-44% for "Undecided" over President Obama
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
BLACK JACK – Breathitt County, Kentucky goes 64-36% for "Undecided" over President Obama
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
TWENTY TWO – Elliott County, Kentucky goes 59-41% for "Undecided" over Obama
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
TWENTY THREE – LaRue County, Kentucky goes for "undecided" over Obama
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
McCreary County, Kentucky goes for "undecided" making it 24 counties
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
Trimble County, Kentucky is the 25th to vote for "Undecided" over Obama
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
Washington County, Kentucky is the 26th to go for "Undecided"
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
#Unprecedented!
Sometimes, the jokes write themselves. This is one of those times. But don’t let that stop you from sharing some jokes of your own … you officially have Twitchy’s blessing to commence mockage.
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Update:
41% of precincts reporting in Kentucky and President Obama leads "Undecided" by 60-40%
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
While rural Kentucky goes for "Undecided," Obama with huge margins in Lexington & Louisville areas
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012
But damn, that’s a hollow victory if ever there was one.
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Update:
"Uncommitted" has now beat Obama in the KY primary in 38 counties.
— Joe Pounder (@PounderFile) May 23, 2012
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Update:
With just a handful of precincts left to report, "Undecided" has won 66 of 120 counties in Kentucky
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 23, 2012
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