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Glutton for punishment Stacey Abrams is apparently 'lobbying the White House' for a surprising new gig

Stacey Abrams has had a really rough several years. First, she totally won the 2018 Georgia gubernatorial election against Republican Brian Kemp but got cruelly robbed by Kemp’s nefarious vote-suppressing minions. Then she got passed over for Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden’s running mate pick in favor of Kamala Harris.

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And then in the 2022 midterm elections, Brian Kemp suppressed people’s votes for her even harder, which was extra cruel because he managed to pull it off even as the numbers suggested that votes weren’t being suppressed at all.

But, to her credit, she has refused to swallow her pride and fade into the background like a chronic loser might, and her time to really shine might be just around the corner:

https://twitter.com/NathanLeamerDC/status/1598309809912176644

The FCC? As in the Federal Communications Commission?

We’ve got to admit that we didn’t see that one coming. Then again, all her other recent political endeavors have been dead on the table, so we could see why she might go for something like this.

OK, that’s actually a pretty good point. This could be her big break, the recognition and validation she’s been so desperately searching for because she’s entitled to it.

You mean the Federal Election Commission? Well, that would certainly be an interesting choice as well, considering her own personal history when it comes to elections.

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It’s the Democratic gold standard.

Hey, if anyone can fail upward, it’s someone like Stacey Abrams. She didn’t get to where she is by being competent.

There you go!

Be that as it may, keep an eye out for Stacey Abrams, coming to an FCC near you. Or not:

Heh.

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