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Let's all give thanks to the Toronto Police for getting this dangerous weapon off the streets [photo]

Let’s kick off this post with a question: Where would the good citizens of Toronto be without their dedicated law enforcement officers?

When the Toronto Police aren’t out there looking for missing women:

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They’re working tirelessly to get dangerous firearms off the streets:

We can only imagine what a relief it is for all of Toronto to know that a dangerous weapon like this is no longer a risk to the public:

That’s definitely screenshot-worthy.

It looks like it’d fall apart if you so much as blew on it. But then we suppose the dust would get in your eyes, which could potentially be dangerous.

Oh! Right! Tetanus. We’d forgotten about tetanus. That gun really does pose an imminent threat to the public.

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Dear God. It’s an epidemic!

The real epidemic, of course, is the epidemic of mockery in the replies and quote RTs. We’re not immune to that, thank God, which means we’re enjoying ourselves immensely — and we hope you will, too.

We understand that crime is rampant in Bikini Bottom.

At least we know where it is now.

Those were scary times.

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Speaking of Indiana Jones …

We’re dead right now. Deader than that Nazi, even.

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