Let’s kick off this post with a question: Where would the good citizens of Toronto be without their dedicated law enforcement officers?
When the Toronto Police aren’t out there looking for missing women:
News Release – Missing Woman, Ryerson Avenue and Bathurst Street area, Isobella Degrace, 27https://t.co/JB42sCtzxY pic.twitter.com/SO1VNr16NY
— Toronto Police (@TorontoPolice) June 30, 2022
They’re working tirelessly to get dangerous firearms off the streets:
#offthestreets pic.twitter.com/fzNaMKHOQe
— Toronto Police Service Guns Seized #offthestreets (@TPSGunsSeized) June 19, 2019
We can only imagine what a relief it is for all of Toronto to know that a dangerous weapon like this is no longer a risk to the public:
#offthestreets this week pic.twitter.com/24J8QXi3CW
— Toronto Police Service Guns Seized #offthestreets (@TPSGunsSeized) August 22, 2022
That’s definitely screenshot-worthy.
It looks like it’d fall apart if you so much as blew on it. But then we suppose the dust would get in your eyes, which could potentially be dangerous.
Thank God. If someone accidentally got a scratch from it, a severe tetanus infection might have followed. https://t.co/w4xLzyg4bn
— Ministry of Truth 🥝 (@MinistryofTru16) August 22, 2022
Oh! Right! Tetanus. We’d forgotten about tetanus. That gun really does pose an imminent threat to the public.
Same gang:https://t.co/2ZTrQmGC0O
— T.O. Resident (@TO_Resident) August 22, 2022
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Whoa – three of them!https://t.co/v3mRkoINQB
— T.O. Resident (@TO_Resident) August 22, 2022
Dear God. It’s an epidemic!
The real epidemic, of course, is the epidemic of mockery in the replies and quote RTs. We’re not immune to that, thank God, which means we’re enjoying ourselves immensely — and we hope you will, too.
“the streets” pic.twitter.com/ouqebX9DcG
— George W. Bushwick (@tsmclarney) August 22, 2022
We understand that crime is rampant in Bikini Bottom.
Mfs found this thing in the wreckage of the Titanic https://t.co/ZFxTuRRDmX
— Dylan Park-Pettiford (@dyllyp) August 22, 2022
the gun Billy Zane's character had on the Titanic has been recovered https://t.co/IUIlGtCspW
— Mark Sundstrom (@106th) August 22, 2022
At least we know where it is now.
Go ahead and smirk, but this gun was used to kill two guards in the notorious Ontario beaver pelt train heist of 1887https://t.co/V8oEtrKrfp
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 22, 2022
That incident crippled the entire Canadian top hat industry for nearly 2 years
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 22, 2022
Those were scary times.
Do you guys ever confiscate any firearms that were used more recently than the Cretaceous period? https://t.co/QDbeL1zMNl
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) August 22, 2022
Yeah but what curse did you release when you opened up Tutankhamun's tomb to find it. https://t.co/4c8LfQXJ3h
— MasaiCrushMondays (@TorontoTakes) August 22, 2022
*Indiana Jones voice*
“That belongs in a museum.” https://t.co/8kTdTiWupX
— David Moscrop (@David_Moscrop) August 22, 2022
Speaking of Indiana Jones …
Way to go Toronto’s Finest! I heard you found the perp as well… https://t.co/tPNRoj5wqB pic.twitter.com/HYG5AdIosN
— Gary Ambrosia (@GaryAmbrosia) August 22, 2022
We’re dead right now. Deader than that Nazi, even.
evergreen replyhttps://t.co/OrArxyrC28
— ˢᶫᶦ (@sli) August 22, 2022
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