When Kurt Bardella left the problematic Lincoln Project, he was fortunate enough to land on his feet and transition nicely into the next logical phase of his career as an adviser to the Democratic Party and Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee. After all, the Lincoln Project is really just a bunch of Democrats masquerading as Principled Conservatives™.
Anyway, Kurt has settled quite seamlessly into his official role as shameless Democratic shill, unfavorably comparing today’s GOP to al-Qaeda, Osama bin Laden, and the Taliban.
And waxing poetic about Hillary Clinton, of course:
I’ve come to believe that @HillaryClinton is one of the most misunderstood political figures in American history. She is wicked smart, has a fantastic sense of humor & has a public servant’s heart.
— Kurt Bardella (@kurtbardella) March 17, 2022
Let’s unpack that for a minute. We’ll grant you that Hillary Clinton is smart, though we’d probably use words like “calculating” and “conniving” as they seem more suitable.
As far as her fantastic sense of humor is concerned, we’d very much like to see that. She must have been working really hard to hide it all these years, because we can’t recall her ever making us laugh on purpose.
And that public servant’s heart thing … well, we’re just gonna go ahead and call BS on that. Hillary Clinton doesn’t have a heart, period.
But other than all that, you really nailed her, Kurt!
so, what sort of information do you have on hillary clinton that could lead to her arrest? clearly blackmail is involved here. https://t.co/60dWfLgOkD
— kaitlin (@thefactualprep) March 18, 2022
Ha! Yeah, we have to assume that Hillary Clinton must have something real good on Kurt Bardella. There’s really no explanation for his fawning over her voluntarily, unless of course he really is just an insane liberal.
Things no true Republican or conservative would EVER say https://t.co/4Z6xLHUoa9
— Neil Gorsuch maskless (@GorsuchMaskless) March 18, 2022
Things someone who worked at the Lincoln Project would absolutely say.
Counterpoint: she is one of the most well understood politicians in American history. There is absolutely nothing to her apart from grasping ambition. https://t.co/OXTlRkTv6i
— nemanja (@nemanjaYVR) March 18, 2022
We’d have to agree with that assessment. Hillary Clinton is not a complicated person at all; she’s actual very simple when you boil her down to her essences.
She’s just a garbage person. And those who would defend her garbage-person-ness as virtues aren’t really a whole lot better.
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