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'A work of art': CNN's Brian Stelter and Oliver Darcy team up to defend 'larger-than-life' Jeff Zucker's honor and legacy from the *real* villain

Brian Stelter’s doing his best to keep CNN’s spirits up following the news that Jeff Zucker is resigning over revelations that he had a previously undisclosed romantic relationship with a colleague.

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But, mighty as he is, Stelter knows that there’s strength in numbers, and his efforts to beef up CNN morale would be a lot more effective if he had some help. That’s where Oliver Darcy, the Tweedle-Dum to his Tweedle-Dee, comes in:

It’s even better than we imagined it would be.

Move over, Mona Lisa.

You’re damn right that’s how they’re going to play it. It’s the only way they could play it.

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It’s no joke. Not the fun kind, anyway.

They’re obsessed. CNN is literally obsessed. It’s a sickness.

Now that’s Real News, Mr. President.

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