Earlier today, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi called for a moment of silence in remembrance of the “fallen heroes” of January 6, 2021.

And once she got that out of the way, it was time to get down to business.

Show business, that is!

You guys.

YOU GUYS.

Welp.

Maybe you weren’t, Arthur … but Democrats love nothing more than theater.

This is not the Onion, for the record. Though it’s pretty close:

Amazing.

We may have to join you.

Don’t you dare.