Beto O’Rourke couldn’t be a U.S. Senator, so he ran for U.S. President.

Beto O’Rourke couldn’t be U.S. President, so he’s running for governor.

Not sure what’s left for him after he figures out he can’t be governor, either. But we have faith he’ll come up with something. Because it looks like he’ll have no other choice:

Do you hate to see it, or do you hate to see it?

They’re actually slightly better than we would expect, but it’s still pretty early in the campaign.

Poor Beto.

Ya think?


Should be good for many laughs. For years to come.