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'Utterly brutal' new Quinnipiac poll suggests that Beto O'Rourke should get a move on preparing for a big loss to Greg Abbott in 2022

Beto O’Rourke couldn’t be a U.S. Senator, so he ran for U.S. President.

Beto O’Rourke couldn’t be U.S. President, so he’s running for governor.

Not sure what’s left for him after he figures out he can’t be governor, either. But we have faith he’ll come up with something. Because it looks like he’ll have no other choice:

Do you hate to see it, or do you hate to see it?

They’re actually slightly better than we would expect, but it’s still pretty early in the campaign.

https://twitter.com/thatluckyolsun/status/1468618433147420674

Poor Beto.

https://twitter.com/Lord_Beerus187/status/1468619891456499713

Ya think?

https://twitter.com/G_Flowers47/status/1468619604016578562

Heh.

Should be good for many laughs. For years to come.

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