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'Spontaneous combustion is real': NYT can't quite make connection between flaming Fox News Christmas tree and guy in police custody

As you may have heard, a man is in NYPD custody for allegedly setting fire to the Christmas tree outside of Fox News in Manhattan.

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Kudos to the New York Times for not ignoring this story. They’re all over it — in their own very, very special way, of course:

A 50-foot-tall Christmas tree went up in flames. One man has been arrested.

Maybe if we give the New York TImes a few hours, they’ll be able to make a connection between those two pieces of information!

Tale as old as Times.

https://twitter.com/RealDanLee/status/1468584573034536960

Damn tree, spontaneously combusting like that.

https://twitter.com/KC82192/status/1468583422620749830

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Happens more often than you might think!

https://twitter.com/Joshrapple/status/1468582846298083331

That SUV sure gets around.

Knowing the sorts of trees that would hang around Fox News HQ, it probably did.

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Apparently that doesn’t have the same cachet.

Great work, New York Times. As always.

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